The Da Vinci Phenomenon
Published December 01, 2004
Michele's review of The Da Vinci Code makes me happy I've ignored that neverending bestseller. She writes,
As a novel, TDC is pedestrian. The plot is thin, the codes are easily seen by the reader before the characters break them, the plot twists are either telegraphed or inconceivable to the point of absurdity and the ending is contrived. It's a page turner only because Brown is a master manipulator; he drags you in with theories and near blasphemies that make you think, but he never puts these things to great use. Instead, you end up turning the page just to see how the damn thing ends. As one who grew up with a love for cryptograms, Encyclopedia Brown, logic puzzles and adventure games, I felt let down by the book; it could have offered me so much more than it did.
Yet she finished the book.
Worst part about the whole TDC phenomenon is that a few people think the fictional parts are fact. It doesn't help that Dan Brown creates the confusion. What this has done is create a cottage industry of TDC debunking books.
In other TDC news, Tom Hanks will star in the movie version to be directed by Ron Howard.
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- Published: December 01, 2004
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But wait until Brown's next book comes out. I believe it's next Spring. Then Brown-mania will start up again.
My only problem with Dan Brown is that all his novels and characters are cut from the same cloth, in different settings.
The bestseller status of Da Vinci Code is purely because it taps into a latent strain of pre-millenarianism and covert knowledge that has circulated for a long time - for a far better read, ref Robert Anton Wilson's "Illuminatus"
I started the book in August and havent finished it, in part because it became so predictable and mostly because it became more bland, the deeper I got....I almost feel like I don't need to finish it..What for? But I do have a problem with all the debunkers...Doesn't everyone know its all bullshit?
Biblical scholar Tim Callahan has written an excelent critique of the novel, titled "The Royal Myth of the Da Vinci Code". You may find it easily via a Google search or at skeptic.com
The Da Vinci Code was my book group's August selection and I must say I despised every minute of it. The characters were cartoonish (a masochistic albino religious zealot who also happens to be a hired killer? Puhleeze) the dialogue leaden, and the plot beyond implausible. I couldn't even enjoy it as a "guilty pleasure" becuase the prose was so execrable. I know it's supposed to be a page-turner, but I found it an absolutely excruciating read. I am baffled that others--including most of my book group--found it so enthralling. I figure it's one of those things you either do--or do not--get, like opera, country music and professional wrestling (none of which do it for me.)
The only good thing that came from reading "The Code" was that I followed it up with Umberto Eco's novel, Foucault's Pendulam, a book with a similar theme. But that's all they have in common.Where Brown's book is unadulterated schlock, Eco's book is a revelation--quirky, witty, compelling, confusing, and in some parts, extremely disturbing. It is also written in Nobel Laureate-calibre prose.
Yeah, Brown is an awful, awful writer. To call his dialogue "leaden" is to severely underestimate all the negative qualities associate with lead. I actually think he's strung together a silly but strangely intriguing plot, as long as you know absolutely nothing at all about art, religion, or history.
But that prose. Ohhhh no.









I agree with everything Michele said. I can't believe that I still see TDC on the front stands of Borders and Barnes and Nobles as well as shelves of books about it. It's almost amusing, how much has been written about TDC. After the TDC faze blazed through my town, there was also an Angels and Demons as well as a Digital Fortress craze. Luckily, those seem to have died down and Dan Brown's heading to the backburner. It's about time too.