Laura Bush Endorses Kerry
Published October 28, 2004
A respected, nationally circulated newspaper has revealed Laura Bush admits she intends to vote for John Kerry next week:
"I'M VOTING for John Kerry for President because sooner or later, when it becomes politically expedient, he shares my views on everything. He's not hard-headed like my husband."And he's not always saying, 'I answer to a Higher Power! It is the Lord's will!' when I fuss at him for forgetting to put the toilet seat down, either."
With those measured and historic words, first lady Laura Bush expressed her stunning intention to jump ship and vote Democratic in the forthcoming presidential election.
And I should note American Media which publishes WWN and other fine publications and tabs was the prime target of anthrax ... hey, what ever happened to that? Remember, terror anthrax? Killed some people? Crippled your gummit? Immediate, dangerous threat?
- Laura Bush Endorses Kerry
- Published: October 28, 2004
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"A respected, nationally circulated newspaper"
Ha! Ha ha! Terrific.
It makes me think of So I Married an Axe Murderer: "Mom, I find it interesting that you call The Weekly World News 'the paper.' A paper contains facts."
Can I wipe my diarreha stained ass with this "factual story" now?
Maybe 'The News' is a joke to you guys, but then you haven't seen 'So I married an axe murderer' have you? I strongly recommend it. If nothing else, the scene with Mike Myers playing his dad doing the bit about William and his enormous head could be the funniest 30 seconds on film ever.
It's like an orange on a toothpic
It has it's own weather system
He'll be crying himself to bed on his HUGE pillow
William! Drag that huge head of yours in here, if ya can!
And he's not always saying, 'I answer to a Higher Power! It is the Lord's will!' when I fuss at him for forgetting to put the toilet seat down
Laura Bush fusses at John Kerry for forgetting to put down the toilet seat?
I think there's a bigger story here than her vote and batboy combined.
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Priceless, as only the WWN can be! This is their best First Lady story since they broke the one about Hillary's alien love nest.