Robbie has revoked the remarks he made about Christina Aguilera in his autobiography. He wrote: "She looks like a cross between someone in a gay club at six in the morning and someone's who's trying to save trees". Some reckon he included the slagging because Ms Aguilera had just turned down the offer to duet with him on the basis their styles were too different. But Robbie has had a change of heart and has told reporters: "I deeply regret slagging her off. I hope a personal letter can mend bridges between us."

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