I've been spending the last few weekends shopping for a new car — my frickin' new rig is too big for my current car (at least, if I also want to take a cabinet with me). Rev Bob has some tips on the kind of conversations owners of certain cars have:

Camaro/Firebird Forum — "My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back."
Miata Forum — "Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)"
Chevy Tahoe Forum — "Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)"
Chevy Suburban Forum — "Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?"
Hummer Forum — "Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas."