Blogcritics: Comments on Klingons commit to Kerry

Comment by Tarzan

Mon, 1 Nov 2004 16:03:41 EST

Cleary none of you have caught on that Kerry IS a Vulcan -- in fact, he is SPOCK: http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2004/11/01/national/01campaign_slide6.jpg (The good of the many ...) Live long and prosper.

Comment by Jim Carruthers

Thu, 30 Sep 2004 23:14:01 EDT

Mike, this isn't about outing the D&D players, it's about outing the Slash-fiction fans. Myself, I'm all about the MD/Al B fanfic. Aside from Doogie Hoswer, you can't get better than that.

Comment by Mac Diva

Thu, 30 Sep 2004 17:03:41 EDT

What people who try to make excuses for Jack Ryan miss is that his behavior toward his wife was psychological abuse. The divorce records, despite being heavily redacted, portray a man who was manipulative and controlling. Fortunately, fewer and fewer people are trying to make excuses for Jack Ryan. Many Republicans were disgusted by his lies in regard to trying to hide his behavior, and, then mucking up the search for a succesor.

Comment by Hal Pawluk

Thu, 30 Sep 2004 12:53:02 EDT

Let's see how this works, David. Republicans hate Clinton and wanted to have him impeached for having sex, but it's okay for a Republican to do what his ex-wife described as follows:

[Jack Ryan] insisted that I go to sex clubs with him. One club I refused to go in. It had mattresses in cubicles. The other club he insisted I go to. ... It was a bizarre club with cages, whips and other apparatus hanging from the ceiling. Respondent wanted me to have sex with him there, with another couple watching. I refused. Respondent asked me to perform a sexual activity upon him, and he specifically asked other people to watch. I was very upset. We left the club, and Respondent apologized, said that I was right and that he would never insist I go to a club again. He promised it was out of his system. Then during a trip to Paris, he took me to a sex club in Paris, without telling me where we were going. I told him I thought it was out of his system. I told him he had promised me we would never go. People were having sex everywhere. I cried, I was physically ill. Respondent became very upset with me, and said it was not a "turn on" for me to cry.

Got it, bizarre as it is.

Comment by David Flanagan

Thu, 30 Sep 2004 10:17:41 EDT

I know Ryan was such a radical, he actually wanted to do kinky things with his WIFE!! OMG! What a scandal. I guess kinky sex is only acceptable if it's with a complete stranger. Wait, let me write that down.... David

Comment by Eric Olsen

Thu, 30 Sep 2004 09:14:02 EDT

once you get beyond Star Trek, I am blissfully ignorant

Comment by Tim Hall

Thu, 30 Sep 2004 07:58:52 EDT

We've already outed Al Barger (Chaotic Neutral alignment) as a D&D player in another thread.

Comment by mike hollihan

Wed, 29 Sep 2004 23:39:22 EDT

"I see we have found the real Dungeons & Dragons players around here." LOL! Well, I used to write Star Trek fanfiction. Is that geeky enough?

Comment by Mike Kole

Wed, 29 Sep 2004 23:15:37 EDT

I see we have found the real Dungeons & Dragons players around here.

Comment by Jim Carruthers

Wed, 29 Sep 2004 22:22:24 EDT

Oh, c'mon, Ryan was a shape-shifter stealth agent from the Dominion in the Delta Quadrant. It's obvious! Next you're going to be telling that gold-pressed latinum isn't worth what we thought it was.

Comment by Mac Diva

Wed, 29 Sep 2004 21:59:08 EDT

Surely, the Borg are behind the GOP. Jack Ryan was their stealth candidate. Unfortunately for them, Seven of Nine had a secret.

Comment by Jim Carruthers

Wed, 29 Sep 2004 14:49:20 EDT

What I want to know is who are the Borg going for (oh, wait, dumb question - it is irrelevant, resistance is futile, irrespective of who is frauded into office, you will be assimilated to serve the collective). But I have to think the Ferengi will go with Kerry since according to The Rules of Acquisition, the worst thing you can do is turn a surplus into deficit through mis-management.

Comment by Eric Olsen

Wed, 29 Sep 2004 13:47:37 EDT

yes, at least you can SEE Vulcans, pointy ears and all

Comment by mike hollihan

Wed, 29 Sep 2004 13:42:09 EDT

Hmmm... some random group of Klingons in Portland Oregon who were shopping? Yeah, very warrior behavior there from a hotbed of warrior culture. I contacted some Vulcan fan friends of mine (three) and polled them. They all plan to vote Bush! Clearly then, the only logical vote is a vote for Bush.

Comment by Eric Olsen

Wed, 29 Sep 2004 13:03:48 EDT

hiding behind their pussy cloaking device

Comment by David Flanagan

Wed, 29 Sep 2004 12:35:03 EDT

I think those Klingons were drinking too much Bloodwine. And we all know that Klingons are hoping that a weaker Earth means they'll finally have a chance to beat us in battle. Of course they'll support the candidate who wants to wage "sensitive" wars. I expect the Romulans would vote the same way. David

Comment by Eric Olsen

Wed, 29 Sep 2004 12:24:37 EDT

very clever, thanks! yet no mention of Klingons circling Uranus?