First, Tropical Storm Bonnie smacked the panhandle.

Then Hurricane Charley shredded SW Florida.

Then Hurricane Frances hit just south of where I live, and knocked out my power for over a week.

Then Ivan "The Terrible" slammed into the panhandle, went into interior of the country, looped back south, and hit Florida again. It is now headed towards SE Texas.

And now, Hurricane Jeanne is ready to inflict damage onto my state.

From here:

Jeanne became a tropical storm on Sept. 14, caused flooding that killed more than 700 people in Haiti and has waffled between tropical storm and hurricane strength.

The NOGAPS forecasting model from the Navy suggested Wednesday that Jeanne might run over Central Florida on a Frances-like track.

In other words, we're about to get nailed again.

I'm expecting a plague of locusts next week. And a hail of frogs after that...