Terror Squad - True Story
Published September 13, 2004
I read a funny ditty somewhere about how supposedly whenever a guy tries to talk story with remy it's like, they all have to kick the guy's ass, down to that they almost did one time when this dude came to kick it, and Fat Joe was like, "shit, I can't BELIEVE we didn't beat his ass" when the dude managed to sneak up outta the scene without getting an ultramagnetic. Or something to that effect.
Ok third song: remy starts it off again. Hmmm, I'm getting way too detailed. I oughtta do more of a wrap up style, like, kick it in an overall method, on, like, the last groupings of songs. Yah, that's the ticket, I'm doing this too indepth, it's just, uh, not acceptable. ok, remy layed a phat verse. Ooh, ok who's this guy? Either Armageddon or prospect, I think it's prospect, it's very, uh, good. Jesus, do I know another adjective? And is "very" exaggerated? Mebbe I'm too much of a "fan" type to be writing a review. I mean, sounds good to me, ain't gonna change the world as we know it, but you can bob yer head to it & not get annoyed with its irritating pace, or rather, lack thereof, unlike this, uh, article.
Oh, yah it was prospect & Armageddon, in that song, armageddon's nickname is Geddy, yah like the singer from Rush. Hmmm, if you're reading this you prolly don't even know who Rush is. Well, maybe you do. Whatever. Ah, here comes Tony Sunshine. He's got a smooth roto'd out cadence pitch level &, uh, fuck, I don't know, balance? It's good. (there's that clever little word again.) I think that's what people really essentially understand no matter how you like address whut it's supposed to mean, though, I mean, shit, is it good or bad? You can stuff all your "eloquent" and "magical" and "avant garde," people can't get a bead on that. Is it good or bad? Uh, I'm rambling again.
Hmmm. Maybe the correct way to write a record review is to like, analyze yourself while listening to it? Oh, wait, not yourself, but, well, like, the way the music seems to be affecting your conscious & unconscious thoughts, and the thing, ok, is that joe crack and remy martin bustin' out verses is like a good enterprise to be on. One side note: I gotta plead ignorant on when joe mentions that even lil bow wow is throwin it up. Is that like a dis? Or not. I don't think it is. Or, actually, now I think it is. Damn, bow wow, watch your BACK kid. Or, your crack? No. anyway.
- Terror Squad - True Story
- Published: September 13, 2004
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- Writer: Berkeley Joe
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