Very funny! Mind if I steal your idea and put this photo on my caption zonkboard on my site?

Yo, Al! Get contacts. Those glasses are photographing so badly they make him look like the nutty professor regardless of what he is saying.

Caption 1: Franken illustrates to staffer how Cheney might turn on him, like this.....".

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Caption 2: The left's radio personality brings an oxycontin-free vigor to a debate.

Look I've got a little speck on my fingertip, I think it's a planet and the little who's are shouting "We are here, We are HERE, WE ARE HERE!!"

"Hey, fucknuckle, this pass is definitely NOT a forgery. And if you don't back off, like RIGHT NOW, I'm going to take this finger and shove it up your nose!"

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and people like me dammit!!"

Go right ahead bhw.

David

Here's a new one:

"Oh my god! You've got a HUGE zit on your nose!!!! Can I touch it?"

How about (top pic), "And tell your buddy here to get his hand outta my armpit, or...or...or it's gonna smell really bad!"

No, no, no, I am not going to rehab for booze. i am fine. hand me another bourbon coke and make it fast, dammit.

jack e. jett

"I am a lawn jockey"

"...I just left Ann Coulter's hotel room. Wanna smell my finger?"

Shark-
"...I just left Ann Coulter's hotel room..." that lead-in just begs a reference to the Crying Game.

good one shark.

disgusting...i can feel the vomit rising in my throat..but still a good one.

jack

"It's weird: when I close my mouth, my right index finger extends."

"You think conservatives are compassionate? Are you frickin' crazy? Liberals are frickin' compassionate, and don't you ever forget it, you jackbooted nazi hatemonger!"