'I know nothing! Nooooothing!' - Sergeant Schultz (Hogan's Heroes)

An Army officer says Maj. Gen. Geoffrey D. Miller told him to use dogs on prisoners. The General denies he said it.

An officer says General Ricardo Sanchez visited Abu Ghirab prison and saw abuse take place. The General denies it.

Sgt. Samuel Provance told the Associated Press he has ''been disciplined by the military and stripped of his security clearance'' after he publicly refuted the President's claims that the abuse was only the work of a few soldiers.

Brig. Gen. Janis L. Karpinski is saying that she was operating a wide-ranging prison system in a war zone without adequate resources and personnel. But George and Rummy say 'none of our commanders on the ground are asking for more troops, so we can't send them, really, we WANT to send more, but we can't because they won't ask us, it's not our fault, really'(okay, okay, that wasn't really a quote, just paraphrasing).

Donald Rumsfeld can't visualize prisoner abuse until pictures appear on TV.

The President starts a new policy to abandon the Geneva Convention and wink at torture, but it's all the fault of a 'few bad apples'. Donald Rumsfeld and John Ashcroft sign off on it, but it's just those darn 'bad apples' that are turning those few allies left in the Middle East against us.

Not to even mention defective star wars missile defense systems at billions of dollars. And how come Donald Rumsfeld and George Bush aren't responsible for anything?

'I know nothing! Noooooothing!'

Big Time Patriot