AN OLYMPIC LAP "ROUTINE"?
Published August 25, 2004
I've avoided posting on the Olympics to this point because I don't really give a shit, but after watching Monday night's female floor exercises, I can't decide who made the better career choice: female gymnasts or strippers. On the one hand, female gymnasts get to keep their clothes on. Strippers, however, get to use a pole. Speaking of female gymnasts, between the skimpy outfits, glittery makeup and suggestive gyrations, if I were judging the routines, I wouldn't know whether to give them a 10 or a single.
- AN OLYMPIC LAP "ROUTINE"?
- Published: August 25, 2004
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beach volleyballers rawk. although i haven't seen that much butt-crack since i had my kitchen sink replaced.
there are butt-cracks and thee are butt-cracks, I would assert
Volleyball players are grown women and there is nothing wrong with staring (specially with those tiny bathing suits).
Gymnasts on the other hand, are mostly young girls barely entering their teens.
I've allways held in question the integrity of the judges.
there are definitely degrees of butt-crack.
fortunately, my wife was the one working on the sink, so it was all good. ;-)
actually, all Olympians now have to be 16 (actually turn 16 in this calendar year), which is still creepy as far as I'm concerned, but they aren't "barely into their teens," at least at the Olympics






Good point, but how do you feel about women's beach volleyball?