Top Ten Worst Rock Stars (Craig Edition)
Published August 21, 2004
Speaking of brothers, how about Chris Robinson from the Black Crowes. An awesome singer who takes way too many bong hits to even know what to do with Kate Hudson. Did he really do anything else to deserve to be on the dreaded worst rock stars list? Nope, but my jealousy over the fact that he got Kate Hudson is enough to put him on. Although on another list, like "Most Over-Achieving Stoner" I think he is right there at the top with Ricky Williams, Jerry Garcia and that guy I saw wandering in the middle of a 6-lane road in Detroit who somehow didn't get plastered to the pavement by a speeding car.
Sully Erna from Godsmack, (cough: RIPOFF! Oh excuse me.) needs to be here too. He talks with his nasty Boston accent about how great it is to rock. This guy is a nightmare lyrically, which is made all the worse because he basically just ripped off Layne Staley of Alice in Chains, minus the gut-wrenching lyrics about drugs. That would be like saying, "I want to capture the feeling of being on the beach and I am going to bring that into my home." Then you only take the bad stuff about the beach. So you take dead fish and hide them all over your house, put a bunch of sand down the crack of your swimming trunks, burn the ever loving hell out of your own skin, step on a lobster and drown yourself in the bathtub. Those things are to the beach, what Godsmack is to Alice in Chains. I feel very strongly about this.
The Darkness - Is it a joke? Are you serious? I don't really care. You suck and I don't like you.
I will also nominate Billy Joel for the list because he went downhill so quickly. He has now become fodder for stupid tabloid newspapers who want to talk about him running his car through a thicket every time he seemingly steps behind the wheel of an overpriced automobile. He gave us, Piano Man, Captain Jack, Innocent Man, Always a Woman to Me and many other great ones. Oh yeah and then he gave us We Didn't Start the Fire, River of Dreams and Downeaster Alexa. I guess being rich wasn't good for continued songwriting success.
- Top Ten Worst Rock Stars (Craig Edition)
- Published: August 21, 2004
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- Writer: Craig Lyndall
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Much love for "Downeaster Alexa", that song makes me want to put on my Gorton's fisherman raincoat and drive a little dingy in some "Perfect Storm" kind of waves.
I will admit that Joel's earlier work was a lot more biting, but his newer stuff didn't suck...it was just differently styled.
I'd like to nominate Ian Astbury from The Cult to your list because he acted like a bad rock star before he was, while he was, and continues to act like a bad rock after he was.
Lionel Richie has earned my undying respect ever since that duet with Rob Zombie. As to Astbury, he indeed deserves to be on the list. or "wolf child" or "jim morrison" or whatevr we're suppossed to call him nowadays.
you said many of the frontmen ive been annoyed by. scott stapp and especially the darkness... i hate that band! i cant stand his singing. how about some love for good music like velvet revolver...
Of course, it would be nice if you defined "worst" before you started? If you wanna talk about the least talented hack job, but successful rock stars, then you start out well with Durst, Stapp, Gallagher bros. But then you sort of lose your way talking about stars that you admit make good music, but that you can't stand personally. There's a big difference between no talent douche bags and guys with actual talent that have crappy personalities. You missed plenty of wastes of air, including Kid Rock, Ja Rule, Evanescence, and many others.
These guys all annoy me as I said in the opening. Some are due to music, some are due to attitude and some (Lionel Richie) are due to their tabloid daughter.
This is my list, I am sure there are many more who fit on it. Evanescence for one probably don't fit on musically, but losing their guitar player and co-writer right after their first album hit it huge is definitely something that could see them added.
What is it about bands on Wind-up records who want to make this list?
Hello.... Craig,
Sounds to me like you are a bit jealuos, and have nothing better to do with your time than to rate people that actually have a life. I am not sure who died and left you Judge Wapner, but I will tell you that someday you will be judged by the same measure in which you judge others,and for your sake I hope you are judged as a douche instead of an enima. So you don't like some singers big deal there are probablly some people who don't like you so instead of hiding behind your inferiority, and a keyboard why don't you actually listen to the words (creed) before you go rating anyone. I also think you should apply the era to the song also (Hagar) I find it funny that kids (anyone under 30) want to rate music & songwriters from before their time. It would be comprable to a 65 year old trying to rate nickleback. Do us a favor craig and give us a break.
Since when are Creed fans allowed to take off their helmets and use computers?
I didn't say I was a creed fan I just simply said there are more things to consider when rating singer/songwriters. I for one am a huge fan of Elton John, Rod Stewart, and Stevie Ray Vaughn
1. Bono and U2 His heart might be in the right place but he has to be the most pretentious human being on the face of the planet.
2. William Hung. Who told that guy he could sing?
3. Ashley Simpson. She gives me the heebee jeebies.
4. Everyone in Led Zepplin.
5. Elvis Presley. I never liked his music or his films. Even if I had, I would have lost any respect for him because he died of a drug overdose in his bathroom.....I refuse to worship anyone who wastes their talents, be it in music, acting or whatever.












"River of Dreams" may be my favorite Billy Joel song, and "Downeaster Alexa" is high on the list.
Admittedly though, he could use a small smack down for "We Didn't Start the Fire." On the other hand, the invocation of this song gives me a good excuse to bring up a classic obscure song from Brenda Khan, a slamming little ditty called "Eggs on Drugs." She breaks it down thusly, "Billy Joel thinks he's political cause he can memorize an encyclopedia."