Top Ten Worst Rock Stars (Craig Edition)
Published August 21, 2004
The top ten worst rock stars? Many people are seemingly talking about this and frankly, I feel like I am in a pretty good position to do this as well or better than anyone. I know as much about annoying rock stars as I do about rock stars I like. I am not sure why it is, but I have always just accounted it for "keeping my enemies closer" or some such thing. Really, I think the answer is that I am a big dork who can't get away from music news no matter who the subject.
Anyway, here is the list in no particular order.
Fred Durst should be on everyone's list. What could possibly be the justification for not having him on your list? No, really. I want to know what it could possibly be. His fame qualifies him for the list and his stupidity (everything he says including bringing a "battle" type mentality to rock and roll, an affair with Britney, and some garbage with Eminem and Christina) puts him way up at the top.
Scott Stapp from Creed is way the hell up there too. I know Creed is broken up now, but this guy has got to be the biggest douche in the history of rock. Did anyone see him on Celebrity Poker? He was playing a couple high cards, like Ace King or something and didn't understand how that could POSSIBLY lose when someone else had two pair with 10's and 3's or something like that. On top of that, Eddie Vedder gave him a career, which he pissed away when he decided to write prom songs. Oh and this conversation/argument is ridiculous. "He is Christian, oh wait, he's not a Christian musician, oh wait, let's discuss it on Behind the Music for way too freaking long." Who cares? Leave something to the imagination. This guy is a candidate for drowning in a bowl of his own cereal by accident.
The Gallagher brothers from Oasis have to be on this list. They make great music, compare themselves to the Beatles, taunt each other and other bands in the media and have more than the occasional hissy-fit. Can anyone argue with this? These two have double homicide written all over each other except that they make each other rich.
- Top Ten Worst Rock Stars (Craig Edition)
- Published: August 21, 2004
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- Writer: Craig Lyndall
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Much love for "Downeaster Alexa", that song makes me want to put on my Gorton's fisherman raincoat and drive a little dingy in some "Perfect Storm" kind of waves.
I will admit that Joel's earlier work was a lot more biting, but his newer stuff didn't suck...it was just differently styled.
I'd like to nominate Ian Astbury from The Cult to your list because he acted like a bad rock star before he was, while he was, and continues to act like a bad rock after he was.
Lionel Richie has earned my undying respect ever since that duet with Rob Zombie. As to Astbury, he indeed deserves to be on the list. or "wolf child" or "jim morrison" or whatevr we're suppossed to call him nowadays.
you said many of the frontmen ive been annoyed by. scott stapp and especially the darkness... i hate that band! i cant stand his singing. how about some love for good music like velvet revolver...
Of course, it would be nice if you defined "worst" before you started? If you wanna talk about the least talented hack job, but successful rock stars, then you start out well with Durst, Stapp, Gallagher bros. But then you sort of lose your way talking about stars that you admit make good music, but that you can't stand personally. There's a big difference between no talent douche bags and guys with actual talent that have crappy personalities. You missed plenty of wastes of air, including Kid Rock, Ja Rule, Evanescence, and many others.
These guys all annoy me as I said in the opening. Some are due to music, some are due to attitude and some (Lionel Richie) are due to their tabloid daughter.
This is my list, I am sure there are many more who fit on it. Evanescence for one probably don't fit on musically, but losing their guitar player and co-writer right after their first album hit it huge is definitely something that could see them added.
What is it about bands on Wind-up records who want to make this list?
Hello.... Craig,
Sounds to me like you are a bit jealuos, and have nothing better to do with your time than to rate people that actually have a life. I am not sure who died and left you Judge Wapner, but I will tell you that someday you will be judged by the same measure in which you judge others,and for your sake I hope you are judged as a douche instead of an enima. So you don't like some singers big deal there are probablly some people who don't like you so instead of hiding behind your inferiority, and a keyboard why don't you actually listen to the words (creed) before you go rating anyone. I also think you should apply the era to the song also (Hagar) I find it funny that kids (anyone under 30) want to rate music & songwriters from before their time. It would be comprable to a 65 year old trying to rate nickleback. Do us a favor craig and give us a break.
Since when are Creed fans allowed to take off their helmets and use computers?
I didn't say I was a creed fan I just simply said there are more things to consider when rating singer/songwriters. I for one am a huge fan of Elton John, Rod Stewart, and Stevie Ray Vaughn
1. Bono and U2 His heart might be in the right place but he has to be the most pretentious human being on the face of the planet.
2. William Hung. Who told that guy he could sing?
3. Ashley Simpson. She gives me the heebee jeebies.
4. Everyone in Led Zepplin.
5. Elvis Presley. I never liked his music or his films. Even if I had, I would have lost any respect for him because he died of a drug overdose in his bathroom.....I refuse to worship anyone who wastes their talents, be it in music, acting or whatever.












"River of Dreams" may be my favorite Billy Joel song, and "Downeaster Alexa" is high on the list.
Admittedly though, he could use a small smack down for "We Didn't Start the Fire." On the other hand, the invocation of this song gives me a good excuse to bring up a classic obscure song from Brenda Khan, a slamming little ditty called "Eggs on Drugs." She breaks it down thusly, "Billy Joel thinks he's political cause he can memorize an encyclopedia."