http://blogcritics.org/ A sinister cabal of superior bloggers on music, books, film, popular culture, politics, and technology - updated continuously. en Copyright 2005 by the authors Sat, 7 Aug 2004 01:00:29 EDT http://backend.userland.com/rss Blogcritics.org custom software http://blogcritics.org/archives/2004/08/06/033904.php#comment-78561 Those are pretty good, hehe. 78561@blogcritics.org Sat, 7 Aug 2004 01:00:29 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2004/08/06/033904.php#comment-78556 HB, seriously, you're a riot... :) 78556@blogcritics.org Sat, 7 Aug 2004 00:48:34 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2004/08/06/033904.php#comment-78530 * start a program to plant pansies on the mass graves of Saddam's opposition * Kerry donates daughters as a harem for Saudi terrorist financiers to show good will * Heinz donates loose sofa change to children of gassed Kurds so they can tour Auschwitz. * Kerry relocates Oval Office to Sear's Tower to show confidence in new terrorist czar. * Annex Canada so Al Qaeda members embedded in the US can get cheaper drugs. * Only award Purple Hearts for self-inflicted wounds 78530@blogcritics.org Fri, 6 Aug 2004 20:21:28 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2004/08/06/033904.php#comment-78513 Shark,Mucho Gracias senor.Honestly,man. I am basically pretty apathetic when it comes to Politics.Also a lousy debater. But I'm a smartass at heart & more than just a little disgusted with what has become of my country. I tried to convey that disgust through a bit of humor and if you and Mr Pawluk actually liked! it then I guess I've made my point. Again, thanks alot Shark. 78513@blogcritics.org Fri, 6 Aug 2004 18:31:53 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2004/08/06/033904.php#comment-78506 I, too, wanna toss laurels at Saxton; good stuff! Ya inspired me. Anyway, welcome home; we missed ya... and your premature hard-return line breaks. 78506@blogcritics.org Fri, 6 Aug 2004 18:12:08 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2004/08/06/033904.php#comment-78482 Shark, you forgot that after the ATF botches the job, we'll have to send in the FBI hostage incineration team. 78482@blogcritics.org Fri, 6 Aug 2004 15:11:02 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2004/08/06/033904.php#comment-78480 Thank you very much,Hal. I try to stay out of things political as a rule.There are so many others around BC much more astute in these matters that I feel like a putz when I try to jump into the fray. Besides, I'm more interested in fishing this time of year. 78480@blogcritics.org Fri, 6 Aug 2004 14:51:43 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2004/08/06/033904.php#comment-78478 Where ya been, Saxton? My compliments. 78478@blogcritics.org Fri, 6 Aug 2004 14:27:32 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2004/08/06/033904.php#comment-78453 other recommendations: * Lay siege to Najaf by playing Toby Keith CDs over loudspeakers at 8,000 decibels 24/7. * Appoint Lynndie England as Ambassador to Iraq. * Tell the ATF that Al-Sadr's compound has women, kids, bibles, guns, and a bad rock band. Suggest they visit. 78453@blogcritics.org Fri, 6 Aug 2004 13:05:34 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2004/08/06/033904.php#comment-78439 Hey Evilwhiteguy, Here are a few more suggestions that may or may not help: 1)Install those Four for a $1.00 Photo Booths in all Iraqi prisons so that they can take their own sexually degrading photos. 2)Re-name the country "Halliburtonia". 3)Tell Moqtada Al-sadr if he does not start behaving better we will have to assign a permanent seating chart. 4)Give Iraq it's own Email address such as: iraq@uspentagon.gov 5)Read all suspected insurgents the Miranda act and let them have a lawyer present before we throw them into rivers to drown. 6)Mega-Lotto worth $Millions for person who correctly guesses date that the US puppet regime is destroyed. and finally: 7)Leave a couple cheap roses,a note that says we promise to call later and just GET THE FUCK OUT OF IRAQ NOW!!! 7) 78439@blogcritics.org Fri, 6 Aug 2004 11:32:13 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2004/08/06/033904.php#comment-78409 Hmmm... to answer what I suspect you may have thought was a rhetorical question... how do you make a war on terror more "sensitive"... how about targetting those you have reason to believe have been working against you, rather than dropping bombs on people who live quite close people you suspect might have plans to convert their oil reserves into Euros? how about not treating all American citizens overseas as immedeatly suspect (did you know you're not allowed to renew your American credit card if you've chosen to live in an overseas country?), and all citizens of other nations as probably almost certain to be up to no good? That would be a start. In short: stop pissing people off and converting friends into people who have grudges. BTW: Your Trading Spaces gag? One of the top rated shows on the rejuvenated Iraqi TV service is a home makeover show, showing families who've been bombed out of their dwellings how to fix it up. 78409@blogcritics.org Fri, 6 Aug 2004 08:19:56 EDT