Learning from Nature: The Mushrooming Problem of Al Qaeda
Published August 04, 2004
Every once in a while, on a damp spring morning, I'll walk out into my yard to discover several huge mushrooms that simply weren't there before, not even 12 hours before. Maybe this has happened to you...you let your dog out at night, smelling the freshness of earth soaked with April rain, gazing over the wonder of your own grassy paradise. The next morning, you let the dog out again, and your yard is pocked with giant white pods, all whitish and brown, like dead flesh.
Where did they come from? How did they get there? They weren't there last night...or were they?
Actually, they were. You just couldn't see them.
I've been chatting with friends lately about the War on Terror and what an abstract principle said conflict is fated to be. Al Qaeda, for example, is not a heirarchical, tangible thing, but rather a shared idealogy that motivates and energizes an ever-changing network of individuals. Rather than discussing the winnability of a "war" against such an abstraction (which plenty of people are doing), I think it's useful to try to understand better the structure of this foe - what it looks like, where it grows, how it grows, what it can do - to see how we can face it.
I found the following description of mushrooms helpful...maybe you will too:
From the damp ground of the forest floor sprout tiny umbrellas. We call these mushrooms, although the real work is going on under the ground, unseen. In the Pacific Northwest we have the ideal warm and moist climate to produce hundreds of different kinds of mushrooms. In fact, the west coast of North America may be the best place on earth for mushrooms.Read the above sentences replacing the word 'Mushroom' with 'Terrorist' and the word 'Fungi' with 'Al Qaeda.' If you want, you could replace 'Pacific Northwest' with 'Middle East.' The terrorists themselves are the visible fruit of an amorphous underground ideology of bitter hatred and anger.Mushrooms are the above ground fruiting bodies of an organism called a fungi. The fruiting bodies come in a wild variety of colors, shapes and sizes.
Fungi are made up of a microscopic set of cob-web like material called mycelia. Imagine if you had a giant iron and could squish an apple tree into a large, flat, one cell thick layer. The apple tree would expand in size and spread out over hundreds of feet. Then imagine this is buried in the top 6 inches of soil and the apples start popping up out soil when they grow. This is pretty much how a fungi works. The underground part may stretch for hundred of feet in all directions, in fact in some places, it has been learned that this underground network forms the largest living thing on the planet, stretching out for hundreds of acres.
- Learning from Nature: The Mushrooming Problem of Al Qaeda
- Published: August 04, 2004
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- Writer: Jeremy Chrysler
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Very interesting analogy and well-presented position. I would say the military aspect of the war on terror is analogous to mowing the visible shroms, and an intelligence-diplomatic-cultural-marketing campaign to digging up the soil in order to change its current composition. Both are required for "success."
And eating a terrorist can give you a religious experience of oneness with the Universe for at least a few hours.
Fight terrorism with Cannibalism!
...And find God at the same time!
(Cool. Sounds like the Eucharist to me!)
Hey man, don't sully the Eucharist. Any religion that combines God and eating has something going for it. They could improve on the wafers, though. Come to think of it, if God were to take food form, wouldn't it be something good like pizza? That is how the Catholic Church can "turn the corner." Give out slices of pizza for the Eucharist. Even kids would like to go to church then. Speaking of kids, has any kid ever understood the Eucharist?
As for the mushroom analogy, it would be a lot easier to see what results Bush is getting. Unfortunately, they can even skew mushroom eradication results and argue methodology.
If we can equate terrorists with fungi, will "human rights" organizations still be concerned when we kill the fuckers?
They aren't protesting Pizza Hut for their toppings...







interesting take on it. I heard a little (though not the details) about the true nature of fungi a little while back.
It explains why, on our back lawn, there is a semi-persistent "faery ring" - it grows back whenever conditions are right, despite being destroyed when the grass is mown. You can sorta see the patch even when the mushrooms aren't there, it's a discoloured ring on the grass
as for the terrorists, unfortunately i just don't think you're gonna persuade many of the people who think about a "war on terror" in the traditional terms of war. It isn't such and shouldn't be thought of as such, but that won't stop them