And the irony of it all is the fact that Michael Moore has said that Americans are "perhaps the dumbest people on the planet." Does that include all the people who love him and have paid over and over to see his movies?

Unfortunately for me, I do get up at six in the morning, but as for my hate-triotism, I'm an equal opportunity oppressor. I find that it makes things much easier in that there is less figuring out to do in advance.

You see a guy, you oppress him. What could be simpler than that?

David

While Moore is on to the truth, he could certainly use some help on his presentation from the folks he reviles - they're super spin-and-smear doctors.

And meanwhile, Hal, you and I are, according to Moore, "some of the dumbest people on the planet."

Oddly enough!

David

I love this line from Moore:

Moore conceded that there are "good Republicans." Those Republicans, he said, will vote for Kerry in November.

So, in Moore's world, if you don't vote for Kerry, you are a "bad" Republican. Maybe it all depends on what your definition of "good" is. ;-)

David

I agree with Moore 100%. and Yes, any Republican who votes for Bush is worse than a bad Republican... they are an idiot, and a no patriot. Fer Christsakes man, give up the concern about Mike Moore! He probably has about 10% the penetration that Rush has. Vote for a better, safer, more fiscally sound, happier America - vote Democrat!

Sure, anyone who gets funding from Hezbollah for their movie can't be all that bad, right?

This makes me laugh, I will checking your blog from now on.

Yah. Hardy fuckin' har-har.

"Comedy" for motard window-lickers.

But thanks for contributing to the good vibes on the planet, "evil white guy".

"...I plan who I'm going to screw the night before, that way I can sleep in."

The irony is that this is probably true.

It's nice when folks like you want to be helpful.

~ffft.

Shark,

We evil conservatives are nothing if not efficient! ;-)

David

David, if you were a real conservative, you'd oppose Bush and most of his policies.

Someday, you'll figure it out -- if they haven't rounded you up for relocation yet.

: )

David,

I am a mindless Republican automaton...

I am a mindless Republican automaton...

Heh heh

You obviously missed my comment to Hal when he posted his article, "Bushies about to spin the deficit." Take a look and let me know what you think.

Yes, I'm a pretty loyal Republican, but I have my differences with my party as well. I do express those differences and I try not to defend the GOP on issues where they are, in my opinion, wrong. What are some issues on which I disagree? For example:

->I'm moderate on gun control. Asking people to register weapons is not unconstitutional and must we REALLY allow AK 47s for home defense? I don't think so! Though, if Maryland had a Conceal Carry law, I'd be the first to sign up.
->I'm very much in support of affirmative action programs. We live in a society where equal access to opportunities and resources does not exist, therefore, we need to adjust for those inequities. I don't believe in governmental redistribution of wealth, but I do believe in programs that offer incentives to help groups who are currently being underserved.
->Congressional spending is completely out of control. Republicans will lose BIG on this issue unless they change their ways FAST!
->I'm a strong believer in multi-culturalism, though, I'm annoyed with the current mindset that says it's okay to be anything but Christian.

Thats all for now.

Thanks,

David

David sez:

->I'm moderate on gun control.

->I'm very much in support of affirmative action programs.

->Congressional spending is completely out of control.

->I'm a strong believer in multi-culturalism...

PINKO! LIBERAL!

Whoops, sorry; I was channelling Al Barger for a moment.

Man, Dave, things apparently ain't as bad as they seem.

Maybe we should open up a thread were Liberals & Conservatives confess their 'sins' relative to their alleged labels.

That could be fun, interesting, informative -- initiate some peace -- and maybe take us toward a common ground where we coult actually start fixing some of the problems facing this nation in the future.

But then we couldn't be nasty and funny.

Nah. Nevermind.

Shark confesses to Conservative Thoughts:

->I think fundamentalist lslamic nations should be force-fed Science Education at the barrel of a gun.

->I think the US borders should be sealed with a giant wall, electrified barbed-wire, and patrolled by the National Guard.

->I think all immigration to the US should be halted.

->I think the government should intervene in the personal sexual lives of Americans by outlawing all breeding and rutting to achieve a zero-population growth level.

->I think we should invade and colonize Mexico in a preemptive war.

->I think we should nuke Israel and Palestine and turn that area into an international sandbox for children of all nationalities.

->(Prior to dropping the Big One, we should offer to give the Jews Arizona and Nevada to the Palestinians. Draft all ghetto residents and their pit-bull pets into an army to patrol the borders of those two states. (Jobs, baby!)

->I think most "psychological" and behavioral afflictions currently categorized as "diseases" should be called what they really are: failure of character and/or lack of self-control.

->I think all psychologists and sociologists should be tried as witches and given appropriate punishment.

->I think responsibility for one's actions should replace making excuses by posing as a victim of ___ (fill in the blank)

->I'm against abortion because of personal moral principles.

->I would favor a greater level of public exposure to the true principles of Christ, and would like to see more people and institutions hold 'Christianity' to those principles.

->I'm okay with guns, but would be willing to outlaw them in traffic.


(I'm sure there's more!)