Here's the news we were all waiting for: actress Lindsay Lohan, famous mostly for being eighteen years old and female, has signed a long-term recording contract with Tommy Mottola's Casablanca Records. (There's a Mariah Carey joke in here somewhere, but I'm too depressed to make it right now.)

What to expect from Ms. Lohan's music? Well, it's too early to speculate, especially in light of this:

No other details were released, but if her singing voice — heard on the "Freaky Friday" and "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen" soundtracks — is an indication, Lohan's tunes will probably be pure pop.

Great! I was wondering when there was finally going to be some more frothy teen pop coming out! I'm getting so sick of all these talented vocalists singing songs that are actually about something. You go, girl!