Dick sizes

Written by CW Fisher
Published July 06, 2004


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Published: July 06, 2004
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#1 — July 6, 2004 @ 21:47PM — Jim Carruthers [URL]

Isn't that from the musical: "Cheney and the Angry About This Much"?

#2 — July 6, 2004 @ 22:13PM — CW Fisher [URL]

No.

#3 — July 6, 2004 @ 22:19PM — CW Fisher [URL]

Jim, I honestly don't know what he's saying in these photos. I googled images and found a bunch of similar Cheney gestures, photoshopped and posted. But I wish I knew what he's actually saying. We can only guess.

#4 — July 6, 2004 @ 22:21PM — CW Fisher [URL]

Actually... could he be holding up the bottle of anthrax? Or maybe the much-imagined missing Soviet vial of smallpox? Or is he really talking about dick size? Or how about this:

"I am holding in my hand a magic bean..."

#5 — July 6, 2004 @ 23:02PM — Dirtgrain [URL]

I, along with several other experts, believe that it is a secret Skull and Bones hand sign--we have narrowed it down to three possible meanings:

    1. It is the symbol of a broken pistol (the broken barrel being the bent index finger), meaning basically the same thing as "broken arrow": that we lost a nuclear weapon.
    2. It is an infertility/impotence symbol (broken gun, again--or maybe dick size). Here, there is a connection to a slew of King Arthur related material: e.g., Jessie Weston's From Ritual to Romance, T.S. Eliot's "The Waste Land," all sorts of versions of the Fisher King story, and so on. The crux (yep, Christian pun intended) is something like this: George Bush is impotent and has sired no sons (the wounded thigh that the Fisher King suffers in many of the versions of the story is code for a wounded wiener). Our country will wither until some Galahad comes along and heals him so he can transcend to a new level (on par with Jesus, I'm thinking).
    3. It's no sign at all. Dick Cheney is a master at tittie twisting and is known to practice his art in the middle of meetings, presentations and other of his daily duties.
Unfortunately, CW, the powers that be do not look kindly on one who has cracked the secret codes. They are after me, and they are after you. Cover your nipples and run. You too, Jim.

#6 — July 6, 2004 @ 23:24PM — Dirtgrain [URL]

The secret might be at Halliburton Watch. Follow the pink pig.

#7 — July 7, 2004 @ 00:49AM — Shark

Recently, the claim was made that Cheney only tilts his head when he is lying.

Which is...

yep...

ALL THE TIME.

PS: Dirtgrain, welcome back! I've missed your highly obscure, yet entertaining and abtusely intellectual references. Reading you and CW *always raises my self-esteem!


*assuming I understand, which I usually don't...

#8 — July 7, 2004 @ 00:52AM — Shark

In that same VEIN...

Ari Fleischer without makeup

#9 — July 7, 2004 @ 08:14AM — CW Fisher [URL]

SharkO! Thanks for the Ari dick.

Dirtgrain!! Run!!! The nipple twisters are coming!

You guys keep forcing me to wash my screen.

#10 — July 7, 2004 @ 08:41AM — Eric Olsen

"Mr Cheney, please do your hilarious imitation of a crab once again!"

#11 — July 7, 2004 @ 11:08AM — CW Fisher [URL]

This... is one-half of zero.

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