When Parents Hit Their Children
Published July 05, 2004
I think it's terrible whenever parents hit their children. You always hear these horrible stories about parents taking off their belt and hitting their kid with it. I think that's just terrible. But, I think the best way for a kid to avoid this... is by getting their parents pants that fit.
"YOU DIDN'T CLEAN YOUR ROOM AGAIN TIMMY!! THAT'S IT! YOU'RE GONNA GET IT NOW!!! ....oh ....wait a second ....my pants fit ....I don't have a belt ....I guess you're off the hook this time."
- When Parents Hit Their Children
- Published: July 05, 2004
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- Filed Under: Culture: Humor and Satire
- Writer: in10sity
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but isn't the point of a belt a pretty accessory that breaks the monotony between the top and the pants? you mean they actually have a real function? go-lly.
You're getting better. The style of the joke is really familiar -- I'm not sure which comedian I'm thinking of. But I suppose that's a good thing.
Any comparison to anyone funny I'll take as a good thing.
In my neck of the woods, we don't wear no belts. We wear suspenders and have ben doin so for bout 100 years. I remember many a whipping with suspenders and am proud to carry on this family tradition.
That's interesting. So really the moral of the story is thank god we don't hold our pants up with a knife.
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That's pretty funny. But the humor is dampened somewhat by the fact that even people who wear pants that fit tend to wear belts (at least when they tuck their shirts in).
It's a style thing. I don't really understand it myself.
And neckties? No idea what the point is...