Dirty words and sticks and stones

Written by Al Barger
Published June 26, 2004

So Vice President Cheney dropped the F-bomb on Senator Leahy this week. Shocking! Naturally, he went tattling like a little child to tell everyone how mean Cheney was to him.

Now granted, throwing Carlin's classic "dirty" words at someone might reasonably be considered rude, or indecorous. It's just not nice.

On the other hand, it doesn't mean much. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but all this really meant is that Cheney was angry with the senator. He suggested that the senator have sex with himself. This is obviously physical impossibile. What it really means is "I don't like you." He has not really said anything about the senator. He has not accused him of anything.

The vice president explained his behavior by reference to Senator Leahy's repeated comments claiming corruption and seeming inferences of felonious and impeachable behavior, which the vice president vigorously disputes. The senator hasn't used any of Carlin's seven magic words, but he has made grave and -at best- questionable accusations against him.

If Vice President Cheney has NOT been starting wars and fixing contracts for the purpose of benefitting the company he used to work for, then the senator (among many others) has committed far worse offense than he has. Being cussed at does not besmirch your reputation, being accused of felonious corruption does. If the senator and his Democratic colleagues can make their accusations stick in the public mind, Cheney et al could not only lose their jobs, but expect to be scorned by decent people for the rest of their natural lives.

Many liberals today like to drop extremely bad aspersions on basically anyone who substantively disagrees with them, starting with the Bush administration. It is routine rhetoric now to describe President Bush or Attorney General Ashcroft as Nazis. Also, the president — so they say — LIED again and again to the American people to trick them into a war in Iraq. That's pretty serious, far worse than simply saying that the president was mistaken in thinking there were WMDs. They are essentially accusing the president of treason.

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#1 — June 26, 2004 @ 15:54PM — RJ Elliott [URL]

Good post. (For a second there, I thought this post was a response to the comments section of this post: http://blogcritics.org/archives/2004/06/23/005129.php)

#2 — June 26, 2004 @ 16:26PM — Al Barger [URL]

Well it is inspired by your post, partly - both by the abuse described for the kid in the actual post, and the comments thread. I'm trying to draw back and get a little broader picture, though.

#3 — June 26, 2004 @ 18:06PM — Mac Diva [URL]

Strange. There is no evidence cited in support of the unsavory allegations made in the entry. Just broad strokes of the poisoned paintbrush.

For example:

*Many liberals today like to drop extremely bad aspersions on basically anyone who substantively disagrees with them, starting with the Bush administration. It is routine rhetoric now to describe President Bush or Attorney General Ashcroft as Nazis.

*Even the most prominent left wing media figures feel free and justified in making truly wicked and conspiratorial accusations. We won't even start on Michael Moore's antics here.


Oops! What am I thinking? This entry was typed by Al Barger.

#4 — June 26, 2004 @ 18:10PM — Roland

Actually, does anyone know what the accusations are that Leahy was said to have made? I thought the disagreement was about the energy task force and the secrecy of said task force.

#5 — June 26, 2004 @ 18:14PM — Al Barger [URL]

I don't have exact quotes at hand, Roland, but the particular Leahy comments Cheney was cheesed about concerned Halliburton contracts in Iraq.

#6 — June 26, 2004 @ 18:35PM — boomcrashbaby

Mac Diva, we are on the same wavelength today. When I read the paragraph where Al talks about liberals accusing Bush of treason, I immediately thought of the title of Ann Coulter's book, and how, for the past year, all anti-war liberals were called traitors. Judges who uphold the Constitution are called 'activist judges' with a derogatory and subconsciously morale damaging manner, And how about a decade of all the bitching and name-calling that Clinton gets? It still hasn't stopped to this day. What about the President of the U.S. calling a reporter an asshole?

And here we have a Repubican Vice President using foul language in an insulting manner apparently, and Al's post here is a 95% condemnation of the behavior of liberals with just that one sentence...no...clause, thrown in that 'conservatives are not all clean and circumspect....' and Al, you make it seem like conservatives are afraid of speaking out for fear of being punished? What conservatives do you hang out with? They certainly can't be the ones all over the news.

Al, your views are pretty far to the Right, compared to the libertarians I know personally.

#7 — June 26, 2004 @ 18:56PM — jack e. jett [URL]

what bothers my is that my children, becky, bob, and ginger who are all under the age of 10, were watching c-span at the time cheney made those comments and wanted me to explain to them how one man can f*ck himself.

so now they can not watch c span, the superbowl, teletubbies, or any show that u2 and bono might accept an award.

it makes is tough for those of use who are trying to raise our children in a safe, christian, and hypocritical surroundings.

i explained to becky, bob, and ginger that some men like dick cheney are closet case homosexuals and they project their sexual fantasies on other men like patrick leahy.

the jett family

#8 — June 26, 2004 @ 20:50PM — RJ Elliott [URL]

"What about the President of the U.S. calling a reporter an asshole?"

Get your facts right. He wasn't President at the time.

#9 — June 26, 2004 @ 21:14PM — jack e. jett [URL]

rj:

that is right, the supreme court had not yet confirmed him at that point.

didn't bush say that a ny times reporter had a nice a**hold and dick cheney said it was a big one.

this type of chat of offensive to my christian children.

dick, bush, f*ucking yourself, a**holes, it is just to gay for me.

jack

jack

#10 — June 26, 2004 @ 22:36PM — Al Barger [URL]

Boom- Bush thought that he was speaking privately to Cheney when he made the comment about the NYT reporter, but still perhaps that was somewhat indecorous. He was not, however, being malicious, saying things to intentionally besmirch the reporter. It's just not the same thing as going in front of tv cameras and calling someone a crook.

Cheney's suggestion to Leahy that he have sex with himself was distinctly rude, perhaps somewhat inappropriate. OK, bad boy.

I KNEW Ann Coulter would come up. I LIKE her for a lot of reasons, but you should definitely take her with a grain of salt. Mostly I agree with her most of the time, but she pushes legitimate points well past their load limits at times. She paints with a broad brush.

"Treason" is an extremely grave accusation, but she will give you a reasonable definition of the word, and show carefully in what ways specific individuals seem to meet the definition. That's hardball, but she doesn't just make up stuff. She details the public statements and actions that are involved.

Her choices of terms of analytical description are harsh -- she takes no prisoners -- but she's pretty good at sticking to known facts.

She does, however, sometimes paint with too broad a brush, or get caught up in hyperbole. I can understand how some people might legitimately be offended by her from time to time. Fair enough.

On the other hand, did Ms Coulter say that "all anti-war liberals are traitors"? You may be painting with a bit too broad a brush there. She does kind of invite that, however.

I would compare her to Al Franken -- a personal hero of mine since teenage years. He plays hardball, but he mostly pretty much tries to play honest.

However, conservatives could not put up someone working like Michael Moore. The constant blatant dishonesty would just not be tolerated - nor should it be.

Screw Bill Clinton- He was and remains a total dirtbag -- I could be much harsher and more precise, but don't care to. However, in short, he pretty much deserves almost any bad thing that you could come up with to say about him.

Referring to liberal judges as "activist judges" has a known and understood meaning, and it's not just a dirty name. That's "activist judges" as opposed to, say, "strict constructionists."

That's a legitimate debate over judicial philosophy, not personal smears or false accusations. If it damages your morale to be called an "activist judge" when you make up stuff that's not in the law, then you should quit doing it. [Any Massachusetts Supreme Court justices reading this blog -- I'm looking your direction.]

As to me being to the "right" of other libertarians, I don't know quite what that even means. Relative to the Libertarian Party specifically, I would say that depending on how you want to measure it, I would probably rate at least two full standard deviations more hawkish than the average party member. I understand my beliefs to be fully consistent with libertarian principles, and consider some party members unrealistic about defense policy. Others disagree.

Other than that, though, I'm mostly a mainstream, flexible moderate libertarian. Not much else in my views would be considered particularly controversial at any Libertarian Party convention.

I won't say that conservatives are afraid of speaking out, but just that they are generally held to a considerably more rigorous standard than their opposition in public debate. Again, holding the conservatives to standards is good, I'd just like to hold those standards up all around.

#11 — June 26, 2004 @ 23:56PM — boomcrashbaby

Again, holding the conservatives to standards is good, I'd just like to hold those standards up all around.

Perhaps it's a matter of perspective. When I see a conservative on tv, they are always railing against a liberal. Rush, OReilly, Novak, etc. they are always speaking out on the standards of liberals, and the liberal media, holding things in check, just like liberals always speak out on the standards of conservatives. I just don't see it one-sided at all, like you do.

#12 — June 27, 2004 @ 01:37AM — Al Barger [URL]

Well Boom, if you see a conservative type playing loose with facts, please do call them out.

#13 — June 27, 2004 @ 01:46AM — boomcrashbaby

Oh gosh, Al, that's such a full-time job, entire websites like media matters, founded by former right winger David Brock, or Talk Left have formed. It takes entire staffs of people to catalog the lies of the Right.

#14 — June 27, 2004 @ 02:36AM — bhw [URL]

Who cares if Cheney told someone to go fuck themselves? At least he's showing some human emotion -- otherwise, he usually acts like a creepy robot.

His reaction also might reveal some level of frustration at being asked questions he doesn't want to answer. Too bad. Keep the questions coming. Make the bald man sweat.

#15 — June 27, 2004 @ 03:06AM — RJ Elliott [URL]

Why is "fuck" even considered a bad word anymore? It's nothing more than a catch-all.

It's like "smurf" was to the...uh...Smurfs. It means whatever you want it to mean.

#16 — June 27, 2004 @ 17:08PM — JR

What about the Republicans accusing Democrats of being "anti-Catholic"? News stories I've seen have brought that up as a factor in the animosity between Cheney and Leahy, yet this post seems to conveniently ignore that while trying to compare cussing to slander.

And on what authority do you accuse Leahy of "tattling"? The impression I got was that the story came from a third party, and that the press then went to Leahy and Cheney to confirm it. I could be wrong, so maybe someone can pin down who leaked the story?

What seems most relevant to this incident is that Cheney was the one who talked about raising the level of debate and civility in Washington. The story here is that he is a hypocrite.

As to Cheney acting like a robot, I would say quite the contrary - he's showing himself to be a bit of a loose cannon these days. In addition to some of his wild attacks on Kerry, Cheney was the one making some of the strongest unsubstantiated claims about Saddam's WMD capabilities. Now when he is confronted with his own words, he flatly denies saying them. Watch this guy; I think he's losing his marbles. The question is whether the administration knows. Perhaps that's why they refused to testify under oath before the 9/11 commission, for fear of Cheney perjuring himself.

Man, somebody needs to get this guy on the stand!

#17 — June 27, 2004 @ 17:24PM — Al Barger [URL]

The point of accusations of being anti-Catholic or of being a bad Catholic is that Democrats in the senate at this point grill all judicial appointments about their views on abortion, and apparently summarily reject any candidate who expresses any form of opposition to abortion on any level.

This is interpreted as being anti-Catholic, as this is the position of the Catholic Church. If you are a good faithful Catholic following church teachings, then you are now automatically a right-wing extremist, and ineligible for consideration to any federal bench.

You might not like or agree with that interpretation, but it is a not an entirely unreasonable one. It is NOT a fabrication or a lie, or an accusation based on damning facts not in evidence.

Flatly denying words he said comes from one cute little gotcha bit from Jon Stewart. That amounts to Cheney having forgotten using one innocuous phrase in an interview some time ago, something like "pretty well confirmed." That hardly makes him Bill Clinton.

#18 — June 28, 2004 @ 14:53PM — Padhraic

Direct from Hannity and Colmes about a week ago.

COLMES: Are all the American people that don't support him (President George W. Bush) dumb?

COULTER: No. I think, as I indicated in my last book, they're traitors.

#19 — June 28, 2004 @ 17:09PM — Al Barger [URL]

I'll take that as something of a glib joke from Ms Coulter, because obviously that is just SILLY in its over generalization if you take it literally.

Also, the words look very different on paper than what they would sound like coming from her mouth. A lot of it is the pure joy of playing pirate, and making pinkos walk the plank. And wouldn't she look CUTE in a pirate outfit?

Still, I can understand how this kind of talk can reasonably be seen to hurt her intellectual credibility.

#20 — June 28, 2004 @ 17:17PM — Jim Carruthers [URL]

I thought the point was that Cheney was exposed as a liar, and the best he could do was to tell the media what he's been doing to the public.

Refreshing, actually to see him glimpsed behind the curtain servicing Satan's scaly cock, and hating to be interrupted.

#21 — June 28, 2004 @ 17:21PM — Al Barger [URL]

I've seen no evidence suggesting that Cheney has been lying. He may perhaps have been mistaken about the extent of WMD programs before the war, but that's not at all the same thing.

The stuff with Leahy had NOTHING to do with any of that though.

#22 — June 28, 2004 @ 17:41PM — Jim Carruthers [URL]

When they say on "The Daily Show": Mr. VP, your pants are on fire, geez, that seems like lying. Why is the only response from the Murrican Fascist Keg Party to demand proof that they aren't making the world a worst place. What are you fuckers doing to make things better? I don't see it.

Just one, what are you evil fuckers doing to make the world a better place?

#23 — June 28, 2004 @ 17:43PM — boomcrashbaby

This is interpreted as being anti-Catholic, as this is the position of the Catholic Church. If you are a good faithful Catholic following church teachings, then you are now automatically a right-wing extremist, and ineligible for consideration to any federal bench.

Al, in regards to your comment 17 (shown above), while you might not be a right-wing extremist if you follow your church teachings, as you imply in that post, then you should definitely NOT be a judge! A judge is to interpret law or infractions of the law based on the law AND the Constitution, not the Pope or the Bible!!

If someone does not get put on the judicial bench because he is too right-wing, perhaps we can just make up for it and give him double communion. After all, we have a lot more now that we are much more selective about the souls we save.

#24 — June 28, 2004 @ 17:48PM — boomcrashbaby

Denying communion to someone who does not put your religious dogma into the law of the land is intimidation and just like the school bully who confiscates the lunch money of someone smaller.

There is a very very good and legitimate reason why judges should be grilled about their beliefs and their leanings in this, the land of the free.

#25 — June 28, 2004 @ 17:57PM — Jim Carruthers [URL]

Just wondering about the FCC fine?

Will this be per word? Or is it the phrase? And will being a public official count?

Since Mike FCC's father said "I don't want to say this bullshit"


-- sorry I have to take a break, but republicans in Canada have said on the radio that they don't don't want to see or respond to the movie.

#26 — June 28, 2004 @ 18:01PM — jack e. jett [URL]

ann coulter should go fuck herself.

jack

#27 — June 28, 2004 @ 18:17PM — Jim Carruthers [URL]

interesting how on CBC radio there is a report that there are major riots going on in Turkey and that Bush has to hide.

Could the dream that he winds up incarcerated in a foreign land and has to face an international court on war crimes? How sweet would that be?

#28 — June 28, 2004 @ 19:49PM — Al Barger [URL]

Boom- It is perfectly legitimate to question whether a judge will uphold secular law. We're not appointing mullahs, but Dubya would never send any such.

The Democrats have gone FAR beyond this to making ANY expression of personal opposition to abortion -ie being a good Catholic- a dis-qualifier.

In fact, it is the judges who created the ridiculous Roe v Wade decision who refuse to uphold the Constitution. They just MADE IT UP WHOLECLOTH, with no even vaguely legitimate legal justification.

Indeed, as senator, I would be inclined to vote against confirming any judge whom I thought would vote to uphold Roe, on grounds of lack of their lack of respect for the law.

Note that I say this even as someone who supports legal abortion, however reluctantly.

#29 — June 28, 2004 @ 20:23PM — boomcrashbaby

We're not appointing mullahs, but Dubya would never send any such.

Oh, but he has.
some even Republicans can't stomach.

The Democrats have gone FAR beyond this to making ANY expression

It's my voting opinion that they are doing what is necessary to keep the religious right from taking over, because the right continually claims they speak for the majority.

Indeed, as senator, I would be inclined to vote against confirming any judge whom I thought would vote to uphold Roe.....
Note that I say this even as someone who supports legal abortion

Bush portrays Kerry in an ad saying "I actually voted for this bill, before I voted against it". I see a chink in your armor.

#30 — June 28, 2004 @ 22:28PM — Al Barger [URL]

No, I'm not waffling on abortion. As a legislator, I would vote to keep abortion legal. However, legislation is the job of the legislature, not the courts. It is not the place of the courts to make up laws.

Likewise, I favor legalizing drugs. As a member of the state legislature, I would vote to legalize marijuana. As a justice of the US Supreme Court, however, I would not take it on myself to throw out the rules of the legislatures prohibiting marijuana.

As a Supreme Court justice, I probably WOULD, however, vote to throw out FEDERAL laws against drugs and abortion, on grounds that the federal government has no legitimate jurisdiction under the Constitution.

HOW laws get made is very important. I take the separation of powers stuff pretty serious.

#31 — June 28, 2004 @ 23:42PM — jack e. jett [URL]

yes and ann coulter should go fuck herself.

(hey guys, give me a few days and i will be through this beavis and butthead stage i am going through.)

jack e. jett

#32 — November 17, 2005 @ 06:39AM — klb123

I was falsely accused of racism because in a letter I put al- in front of a woman's last name; she is asian, I am dyslexic and hey, I get things mixed up sometimes. I was arrested and charged with Racially Aggravated Harrassment, which is a shame for all the genuine cases of racism that there are out there, because false accusations detract time and attention and resources away from the genuine cases.
The court threw out the charges. Nevertheless it was traumatic for myself. People who lie like she did and attempt to capitalise on the genuine cases racism by using someone else is disability (btw since when was being dyslexic a criminal offence?), should be brought to justice and held accountable for their lies, as well as for using race as an excuse when it simply is not valid. What a shame for organisations that have campaigned so diligently and worked so hard for equal rights. I am sure that people like her must make them feel incredibly violated, (although perhaps not, perhaps they just see her as rather stupid and inept).

#33 — November 17, 2005 @ 07:20AM — Temple Stark [URL]

So you're not an American klb123. Where do you live and get arrested?

#34 — November 17, 2005 @ 11:50AM — klb123

Temple Stark, I live in London, UK. (sorry I didnt realise this is a U.S. site! oops!)I used to live in the states, and find (believe it or not) the criminal justice system here to be ludicrous and ridiculous in comparison (the stereotype of the British bobby that is portrayed overseas simply is not true). Just the other day the police were going to ask me to sign a "warning" with regard to the yet more accusations this person had made. It was only when I questioned the authenticity of these accusations, that the chief inspector of that department wrote CANCEL all over the form. I did not have much contact with the police in America, but I do know that before you sign your name to anything there, it is expected that you have an attorney with you in regard to such issues. I think that here they expect you not to question things, and just blindy sort of accept any old tosh porridge that they try throw at you. I dont know, its very strange. (The lies on the form for that matter weren't even very good ones, hence reflecting the intelligence capacity of that person).

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