Thank fucking heavens, then, that this one here arrives with all sorts of accolades and so on stuck onto the cover. Looks to be rather humorous, and worthy of a rental at least.

For the 5th Choice I'm gonna go right ahead and offer you a choice of either Songwriter starring Willie Nelson and Kris Kristofferson, or Savages, a spoof about the middle-classes and "society" and what not, done in the ever-so-popular mockumentary manner.

Here, then, is the list of the releases what you can expect to see on the shelves this week.

The Abduction (2001)
Starlight Signature Series
Studio: Starlight Home Entertainment
Rated: Not Rated
Genre: Drama Thriller

Agatha Christie's Poirot - Volume 9 (2001)
Studio: Acorn Media Publishing Inc.
Rated: Not Rated
Genre: Brit TV Detective Drama

Angelic Layer - Vol. 7: Seventh Heaven (2003)
Studio: ADV Films, Inc.
Rated: Not Rated
Genre: Anime

Anna in Kung Fu Land (2003)
Studio: Tai Seng Video Marketing, Inc.
Rated: Not Rated
Genre: Asian Martial Arts Comedy

Another Woman's Husband (2001)
Starlight Signature Series
Studio: Starlight Home Entertainment
Rated: Not Rated
Genre: True-Story, Drama

Antony & Cleopatra (1974)
Studio: Lion's Gate Films
Rated: Not Rated
Genre: Shakespearian Historical Drama

Bad Santa (2003)
Studio: Buena Vista Home Entertainment
Rated: R
Genre: Comedy

Bad Santa (2003)
Badder Santa: The Unrated Version
Studio: Buena Vista Home Entertainment
Rated: Unrated
Genre: Comedy

The Beginning (2004)
Studio: Image Entertainment, Inc.
Rated: Not Rated
Genre: Sports, Skateboarding

Biggles (1986)
Studio: Image Entertainment, Inc.
Rated: Not Rated
Genre: WW1 Fantasy Adventure

Blaze Battle - Round 1 (2004)
Studio: Ventura Distribution
Rated: Not Rated
Genre: Hip-Hop Competition

Bloody Territories (1969)
Studio: Home Vision
Rated: Not Rated
Genre: Asian Gangster Thriller

Broadway & Hollywood Legends: The Songwriters - Charles Strouse/Arthur Schwartz (2004)
Studio: Wellspring
Rated: Not Rated
Genre: Musical Documentary Biopic

Cave In (2003)
Studio: Inspired Corporation
Rated: PG
Genre: Action Drama

Clinton and Nadine (1988)
Studio: Artisan Entertainment
Rated: Not Rated
Genre: Action Thriller

Close to Leo (2003)
Studio: Picture This
Rated: Not Rated
Genre: Foreign Drama

Cold Feet (1989)
Studio: Artisan Entertainment
Rated: R
Genre: Crime Comedy

Concealed Weapon (1994)
Studio: New Horizons Home Video
Rated: R
Genre: Suspense Thriller

Deathwatch (2002)
Studio: Artisan Entertainment
Rated: R
Genre: WW1 Horror
The Duke Says - The fella from Billy Elliot and his pals gets terrorized in the trenches by some unknown evil of some sort, in a flick not much better or worse than the similarly themed The Bunker.

Deception (1993)
Studio: Artisan Entertainment
Rated: PG-13
Genre: Mystery Drama

Devil Winds (2003)
Studio: Artisan Entertainment
Rated: PG
Genre: TV-Movie, Natural Disaster

Expose (1997)
Studio: New Horizons Home Video
Rated: Unrated
Genre: Political Drama

Freaks & Deviants DVD 3-Pack (2003)
Studio: Tempe Video
Rated: Not Rated
Genre: Horror Collection
The Duke Says - Three flicks of campy horror nonsense, in the form of Dead And Rotting (2002), Skinned Alive (1989) and Townies (1999).