When you are shopping in a clothing store, lots of times someone who works in the store will come up to you and tell you things like "Yeah, that shirt would look great on you" or "Those pants are perfect for you." They do this because it helps them sell more clothes. You'd think other businesses would adopt this method... like the grocery store.

You'd go down the aisle and pick up a can of corn and someone would come up to you... "Ohh your gonna love the taste of that corn! That corn is perfect for you! ...If you don't like this type of corn, I have other corn in the back that I can show you."

I think I want to be a comedian.