The "#1 Dad" hat.
Published June 01, 2004
One year when I was younger, I got my dad a "#1 Dad" hat for Father's Day. He said he loved it, but he never wore it. I always wondered why, but now I finally understand. When you walk out of your house wearing a "#1 Dad" hat, it's like you're saying, "Look at me, I'm an asshole." That's why I think they should make "#1 Asshole" hats.
The "#1 Dad" hat is bad because you have no way of knowing if it's accurate. You'd see someone wearing it and think "Hmmm, how do I know how good of a parent this guy really is?" But when you see someone in a "#1 Asshole" hat, you'd think, "Yeah, now that's one accurate hat." There would be no doubt about it. You'd go up to the guy and shake his hand, "Congratulations man, you truly are the #1 asshole."
Happy (early) Father's Day!
- The "#1 Dad" hat.
- Published: June 01, 2004
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- Filed Under: Culture: Humor and Satire
- Writer: in10sity
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love the idea! Im working on a whole line of deadbeat mom/dad greeting cards. maybe I'll get you that hat!
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I would have gotten my dad a "#2 Dad" hat cause he could really render the bathroom a biohazard.