Top 10 Dirtiest ACDC Songs

Written by Kirk Montgomery
Published May 27, 2004

ACDC is indeed one of the greatest live acts around. You can't help but smile and want to pump your fist when you hear the chorus in 'caught with your pants down.' Recently, I was pondering life, wondering how these guys could be so successful and it hit me! Steps to success: 1) simple blues based hard rock, 2) distortion, 3) schoolboy outfit, and 4) crazy voiced singers. Sheer genius! Its like they are in a rock n'roll band singing about sex, drugs, and rock n'roll... What moxy! Anyway, I was listening to ACDC and came up with this short list of their best innuendo filled rock numbers. Each song is listed with a small choice lyrical excerpt. For those of you not familiar with ACDC, I'm not making these songs up. They are:

10: Send for the man

You want love
Dirty dirty love
You want lust
Just a little lust
You wan' a bad reputation
You wanna better your score
I got the qualifications
I can open any door (ooh yeah)
Send for the man, yeah

09: There's gonna be some rockin
There's a rock 'n' roll Queen, gonna quiver and quake, gonna shake her thing

08: Squealer
Hey Squealer - when I held her hand
Squealer - made her understand
Squealer - when I kissed her lips
Squealer - and sucked her finger tips
Squealer - she started getting hot
Squealer - made it hard to stop
Squealer - it got too much
Squealer - I think I've got the magic touch

07: Heatseaker
Getting ready to break
Getting ready to go
Get your shoes off and shake
Get your head down and blow
You gotta keep that woman firing
You gotta keep that serpent clean
You gotta make her sound the siren
You gotta hear that lady scream

06: Beating around the bush
I was talking birds [I was talking about birds]
And you was talking bees [And you was talking about bees]
And he was down upon his knees
Beating around the bush

05: Given the dog a bone
She take you down easy
Going down to her knees
Going down to the devil
Down down to ninety degrees
Oh, She's blowing me crazy
Till my ammunition is dry

04: Deep in the hole
I'm deep in, deep in, deep in the hole
Deep in, deep in, deep in the hole
I'm down in, down in, down in the hole
Well I'm deep in, deep in
That woman got me deep in the hole

03: Let me put my love into you
Don't you struggle
Don't you fight
Don't you worry
'Cause it's your turn tonight
[CHORUS]
Let me put my love into you, babe
Let me put my love on the line
Let me put my love into you, babe
Let me cut your cake with my knife

02: Shot of love
Like to plead?
Shot of love, Shot of love, Shot of love
A humping and pumping got you jumping
Shot of love, Shot of love, Shot of love
A little bit of what you need is guaranteed
Shot of love, Shot of love, Shot of love
Let me warn you, I'm coming for you
Shot of love, Shot of love, Shot of love
Shot of love, Shot of love
Come on give me shot of love

01: Sink the pink
Got a fever runnin' high
Give you wings to make you fly
She school you like a fool
She make you break the rules
She wanna get a shot, hit the spot
Then I'm gonna rack 'em up, get that hot
She said make it good, satisfy
You know that woman got dallas eyes

It was a tough one, but I think "Sink the pink" beats out "Shot of Love" by a hair, based solely on title. If one were to rank the songs based on their lyrical content, I think this list might be a little different.
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#1 — May 27, 2004 @ 13:26PM — Eric Olsen

Hilarity - thanks and welcome Kirk! I don't think I'd call it "innuendo" however, not quite that subtle.

#2 — May 27, 2004 @ 13:35PM — SFC Ski

AC/DC has never made a power ballad, this makes them the best metal band in the world, period.

#3 — May 27, 2004 @ 13:53PM — BRICKLAYER

What, no "Touch too Much"? For shame.

#4 — May 27, 2004 @ 14:05PM — Al Barger [URL]

As a right winger and defender of Morals, I am DEEPLY OFFENDED by this AC/DC filth. They are obviously a bunch of deviated preverts.

Don't think that Tipper Gore and I won't be looking into this. We must protect The Children.

#5 — May 27, 2004 @ 17:34PM — sadi

excellent to see that the old Blue's tradition is being upheld! For real raunch (or more appropriately, even more, check out old Blues stuff and early Prince - as in "Do Me, Baby."

Thanks for the post... i'm not the only one who knows every lyric!

cheers,

Sadi

#6 — May 27, 2004 @ 17:46PM — Douglas Mays [URL]

OK, I saw this comedian on Comedy Central (there was a band behind him as he did his stand up) who talked about AC/DC. 'Sure their songs pretty much sounded the same, but they rocked! They could make anything rock!'. This guy (with the band in full AC/DC sound) proceeded to sing "the Hokey Pokey" in Brian Johnson's screeming voice and stage movement. It was awesome. Can't remember the comedian's name.

Anyone else see this guy?

peaceloveguidance

#7 — May 27, 2004 @ 21:59PM — Dave

Jim Breuer doing the Hokey Pokey as AC/DC.

#8 — May 28, 2004 @ 18:54PM — Douglas Mays [URL]

Dave, thats it! Thanx man...

#9 — May 28, 2004 @ 19:11PM — Aaron, Duke De Mondo [URL]

That sound file was great! great stuff. Really enjoyed it. As to this here article, also great stuff. In my old band, we used to play Dog Eat Dog. My memories of AC/DC are all tied up with standing in pubs playing the wrong notes on bass and trying desperately to look cool.
Hokey Pokey!

#10 — May 28, 2004 @ 20:51PM — Douglas Mays [URL]

Gawd! Hokey Pokey ROCKS!!!!

#11 — June 16, 2004 @ 22:50PM — yanis

no "the jack" that song definitly is the dirtiest only a mother fucker would play that

#12 — July 26, 2004 @ 00:35AM — kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk [URL]

go to hell

#13 — July 26, 2004 @ 00:38AM — kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

acd rocks. i dont care acdc has lots of good songs but the best is Highway to hell and back in black . no crappy bands today can make music like acdc did and still does. do they still tour?

#14 — May 12, 2005 @ 12:53PM — jeff macdonalld [URL]

you're gay

#15 — August 9, 2005 @ 16:26PM — hdog

jim brewer is the comedian in question.

#16 — September 22, 2005 @ 20:20PM — aCdCgal [URL]

OMFG ACDC Rocks period I don't firking care if
they are perverts or whatever and btw I am a complete left winger . So tell Mr. Al Barger to shove it up his ass and worry about something more important like where his beloved president was when thousands of people's homes were being smashed by the hurricane. Thanks to Bush a lot of people died from starvation cause he was busy sitting on his butt in texas taking his thousanth vacation !!!!

#17 — September 23, 2005 @ 01:27AM — tsebring

Pretty good list. You did leave out some good ones, but you only said you were listing 10. As for the the guy saying they never did a ballad, he's wrong. On High Voltage (import), they did a really good song called; "Love Song". As for the idiot with the morals, when preist stop molsting little boys, and these so called "evanglelist" who rip people off, then he can talk SHIT about rockers. Until then Al, get a life. And no, I'm not a young kid writing this, I'm 42 years old.

#18 — September 23, 2005 @ 05:13AM — Bob A. Booey [URL]

Funny stuff. Is anyone surprised that I kind of like AC/DC? Not enough to own a CD of theirs or anything, but I've always liked what I've heard of them on the radio even though I hate all 70s cock rock and heavy metal.

That is all.

#19 — September 23, 2005 @ 07:48AM — AL

You forgot "Big Balls" and "Love At First Feel" Both are dirtier than "There's Gonna Be Some Rockin'" ...and on the same album

#20 — September 23, 2005 @ 19:22PM — WTF

The first album, definately... After Bon Scott, hmmmm... dubious, at best.

Angus and Malcom are a great duo, but early Angus lead breaks have become a charactiture of "rock lead" breaks. Spinal Tap insured that the classic "rock lead" break would be questioned as mere trickery thus lacking musicality (oh gawd, here I go again)... Witness An Aledort's classic DVD "play rock guitar today" highlighting all the "tricks" associated with rock guitar and minimalizing the genre in the final analysis. Shameful, but perhaps true.

Angus represents the shearing youth of rock guitar... Andy Aledort epitomizes it as a "just about geezer" showing the teen guitarists "how to play rock guitar" UUUGGGGGHHHH!!!!!

But that's the ugly side of age, (been there done that) as one's outlook on life becomes a metephore rather than a quest.

Good God Almighty I just depressed myself, pass the Merlot honey I need another glass (heart medicine you understand).

#21 — September 23, 2005 @ 19:27PM — The Duke

"It was a tough one, but I think "Sink the pink" beats out "Shot of Love" by a hair, based solely on title. If one were to rank the songs based on their lyrical content, I think this list might be a little different"

Certainly you mean a Red Cunt Hair (RCH).

The Duke (bourbon drinkin' American Duke)

Hey Del Mondo... I'm a bass player too, only I was playin while you were still wettin your nappy's

#22 — October 28, 2005 @ 14:27PM — 4pac [URL]

@Douglas Mays
That was Jim Breuer (his stand-up special on Comedy Central).

And what about "Touch Too Much"? That definitely deserves to be on the list...

#23 — November 4, 2005 @ 19:03PM — Cyberhoy

"BIG BALLS" was not mentioned AC/DC has tones of dirty songs

#24 — November 15, 2005 @ 05:30AM — jesus

get fucked acdc songs thers nothing rong with them

#25 — November 30, 2005 @ 06:01AM — acdc rules

whoever insults acdc is a serious fuckup and an embarrasment to the world


fuck the acdc critics

#26 — January 1, 2006 @ 04:13AM — amy

yeah ac/dc rules!!!

i like them but i think they were 10x better bith bon scott, with bon scott they fuckin rocked!!!!

#27 — January 1, 2006 @ 15:42PM — heya!!

If you dont like AC/DC you should be shot because you are a cock sucker and an embarrasment to the world, a pathetic exuse for a human being!

lol :) see ya later fuck faces

if you like AC/DC - then you r awsome

#28 — March 8, 2006 @ 23:28PM — adam

the song thuder struck I personaly think is the best

#29 — March 13, 2006 @ 19:00PM — AC/DC RULES MAN

Al Barger thinks ac/dc is perverted? wy dont you go listen to half the other Classic Hard rock out there then tell me ac/dc is dirty... protect the children? the children dont give a damn!!! WE NEED TO TEACH THE CHILDREN TO ROCK AND START A ROCK REVOLUTION!!! i think this list is more of a brian era list, the 3 songs you had from scott's era were not that dirty compared to the rest of the scott era... just so you know, AC/DC IS MY FAVORITE BAND EVER!!!!!! also bob a booey, what is cock rock? the Seventies rock was awesome, ac/dc is not metal, the seventies had bands like alice cooper, zz top, led zeppelin, judas priest, lynyrd skynyrd, aerosmith, the allman brothers band, boston, and many more... yea this is mostly brian eras dirtiest songs- makein that clear (most of those bands above are still active)

#30 — March 13, 2006 @ 21:20PM — Sister Ray [URL]

Thank heavens Al Barger spoke up about the influence this evil "rock" music has on gullible young minds.

#31 — March 24, 2006 @ 20:12PM — ac/dc rules man

also forgot, where is Fire your guns? thats dirty

#32 — April 21, 2006 @ 22:52PM — Swat

"She wanted it hard,
She wanted it fast,
She liked it done medium rare"
I believe thats in "touch too much"
I believe that line right there is worse than a couple of the songs in the top 10.
By the way,
ACDC RULES!!!!!!!

#33 — May 19, 2006 @ 11:10AM — rock chick

All AC/DC is dirty and great! No one mentioned "Go Down" now that is really dirty!!

#34 — June 2, 2006 @ 17:28PM — Razorburger

You forgot the song "you shook me all night long"
" The earth was quakin' the walls were shakin'."

#35 — June 23, 2006 @ 20:59PM — Mish (acdc rules man)

ahh of course touch too much is good. acdc is the kind of music that would make you want to go do a chick in the parkin lot... ahhh i was born in the wrong decade.... ACDC rocks!

#36 — December 6, 2006 @ 19:47PM — BONRIP

Anyone out there heard "Squealer"??!! Fucking Ex!

#37 — December 15, 2006 @ 05:41AM — scotty

ya for shure AC/DC is the best band ever...its just that simple lol. im 15 and my generation is stuck on rap and hip hop--gay, gay, gay! its not even music! LONG LIVE AC/DC!!!

#38 — December 16, 2006 @ 11:17AM — dirtydeeds [URL]

Little Lover

"I saw you in the front row moving to the beat
just moving and grooving
killed me when I saw the wet patch on your seat
was it Coca Cola?"


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