DissidentVoice has published a leaked document that is the schedule for the upcoming GOP Convention. I post it here with the hope that more people will see what these devils are up to. Here is the Republican National Committee Convention Schedule:

6:00 PM Opening Prayer, led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell

6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance

6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)

6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing

6:46 PM Seminar #1 "Getting your kid a military deferment"

7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong

7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries

7:40 PM EPA Address #1: "Mercury, it's what's for dinner"

8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next

8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh

8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: "The Homos are after your children"

8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)

8:50 PM Seminar #2 "Corporations: The government of the future"

9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"

9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong

9:10 PM EPA Address #2 "Trees: The real cause of forest fires"

9:30 PM Break for secret meetings

10:00 PM Second prayer, led by Cal Thomas

10:15 PM Lecture by Carl Rove: "Doublespeak made easy"

10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and talk macho

10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare.

10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory kevlar chastity belt

10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black republicans

10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong

10:50 PM Seminar #3 "Education: a drain on our nation's economy"

11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Piñata

11:20 PM Second Lecture by John Ashcroft: "Evolutionists: The dangerous new cult"

11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again.

11:35 PM Blame Clinton

11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies

11:50 PM Closing Prayer, led by Jesus Himself

12: 00 AM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord

The more I think about it, the less wacky it seems. It's funny, scary and absurd--that pretty much sums up George Bush's presidency for me, provided you mix in a lot of killing, imprisoning and torturing. They left School of the Americas style torture techniques off of the schedule--oh yah, that's right, they never do the dirty work themselves.