Sometimes when you do something bad in school, as a punishment the teacher makes you write the bad thing that you did 100 times over and over. Like if you talked in class without raising your hand, you would have to write "I will not talk in class without raising my hand. I will not talk in class without raising my hand."

I realized there is 1 way around this punishment... if you are going to do something bad in school, make sure it is something that doesn't have a lot of words. Like you wouldn't want to steal the teachers grade book and change all of your grades from F's to A's... because that's a lot of words. If you're gonna do something wrong, you should steal chalk. That just 5 small words. "I will not steal chalk. I will not steal chalk." That's practically nothing.

I think I want to be a comedian.