You don't like Halle Berry? wtf? needless to say, i do...
but i agree about the stupidity of including such skanks as Pamela and Paris in the list. Then again, it's from FHM, so don't expect it to be particularly well thought out or informative and certainly not an indicator of the general view of blokes everywhere (or even just in the US)
FHM is one of those mags i class as "porn for blokes too scared to buy porn" and in most issues, the ads outnumber the actual articles AND any supplement is always of better quality than the mag itself.

Ah, but you have here the British list, which may explain the position of Rachel Stevens. I think FHM draw up a separate chart in each country, so the American one would probably include people who nobody in the UK would recognise. Like Estelle Getty.

I agree 100% with Jadester. I think halle Berry is delicious and she deserves to be at the top of the list.

two thumbs way up for Cleveland's own Halle Berry

Perhaps you'd be better qualified to comment on the "Hottest 100 Men." Just a suggestion ....

There's no way Britney's #1. She's chunky, short, and only looks good when she layers on the makeup like a cheap Babylon you-know-what. That has to be some sort of publicity deal.

Halle Berry is hot. She's getting older and she needs to change the hairstyle a little, but she's got more natural beauty than Britney ever will.

Pink's not hot. She's fat and has bad taste in clothing and makeup. She shouldn't be on that list.

Lucy Liu's not that hot. There are hotter Asians, but we don't really cast Asians in Hollywood, so I forget their names.

Jenna belonged on that list a few years ago, but she had weird plastic surgery and she looks like a cat now. She actually looks kinda Asian, and I'm not sure if her face is even prettier than Lucy Liu's. They just threw her in because Jenna's like the one acceptable crossover mainstream porn icon now. FHM tries so hard to be hip for their lil perv nerd boy readers.

Pam's hot but I'm tired of her. Maybe at the bottom of that list.

Paris is a hot skank. She's overrated by said perv nerd boys, but she belongs higher on that list. Her mom's pretty hot for an older chick too.

Haven't seen the rest of that list, so I can't comment.

Other than his slanderous disregard of Lucy Liu, Bob has got pretty good taste.

Re the list: a ridiculous number of Brit-sluts

Charlotte Church? Hehehe. Those poor Brits.

Besides that piece of ridiculosity, Britney, Pam, Christina, the Olsen brats, Alyson Hannigan, Kirsten, Paris, Brittany Murphy, and Jessica do not belong there. Sorry girls. And I just don't see the Pamela Anderson thing. And Pink? Hehehehe. God. Does every can't-sing-her-way-out-of-a-paper-bag pop star need to be on the list? Next time, they should just ask me.

Christina belongs on the list. Even with her extra pounds and changing hair color and piercings, she's still a piece of ass.

Kirsten's not hot. You could find a girl as hot as her in any city block in New York. She has weird sharp teeth and pale, weird skin too. She and Jake Gyllenhall (who's equally annoying and weird) should go back to Middle Earth with all the other trolls. They should take Toby, Jake's sister and Gwyneth with them too so they can all get a damn tan. The "smart" New York actor set gets on my nerves, except Scarlett Johansen. She's tolerable.

Did I use that right? I never saw any of those movies.

The Olsens aren't hot, they're creepy now, and their movie bombed. Back to the straight-to-video billions for them, I guess.

Jessica who? Alba? She's hot. She belongs even if she's a lil overrated.

Brittany Murphy is annoying and skanky. Plus, she hasn't been in anything notable since 8 Mile. That "cool nanny" movie with Dakota Fanning (who I'm convinced is the Anti-Christ of Revelations; who knew Damien was a chick?) bombed. They're trying something similar again with Kate Hudson now -- maybe it'll work this time. "This rock chick is all about herself, until tragedy forces her to care ...." Cue the sappy music and the predictable food-fight scenes in the kitchen to show she's quirky and lovable. Kate Hudson belongs at the bottom of that list too, though, if she's not. Despite her personality ....

God, I'm American Idoled out. I realized I just typed "Jennifer Hudson belongs on that list" and didn't realize that until just now. Big comedy.

Pam is Vegas hot. She's what every drag queen aspires to be ... the world's hottest drag queen, complete with the Barbie doll dimensions and big fake cans. She's not even real enough to be stripper hot. I take it back. She was crossover pornstar chic before Jenna ever was. Complete with the video.

I don't know any of the Brit sluts, but I like Brit sluts. Even the ones like Liz Hurley who have manly voices.

Alyson Hannigan is a cool actress, but yeah. I wouldn't want to see Willow at band camp.

Oh, and Olsen: you only like Lucy Liu that much cuz you're white and mistakenly think she's exotic :) She's from Brooklyn and she's a bland, terrible actress. Sexless.

Halle Berry, by the way, has hair extensions again and looks really hot. I wasn't really feeling the short hair thing, but the long hair reminds you how feminine she is. I found myself actually paying attention to what Halle was saying while my bitch was watching Oprah, so you know she was lookin alright :)

while my bitch was watching Oprah

Nice. Really nice.

Yeah, it's irony or something :) That's my answer for everything these days.

Besides, she likes the nickname. Don't even act like you don't want in the harem, Tek honey. I'll spank you :)

Obviously you don't value your arm as that if you ever laid a hand on me that would the the last time you ever used that appendage.

And that ISN'T an idle threat. There are quite a men men around the world who have learned what happens if you think you can touch me... much less "spank/hit/slap" me.

Good grief.

Tek: Chill, honey. We're not getting into your trauma. Just havin fun is all. Nothin wrong with a spank. Bend over and lighten up.

Booey OUT!

In terms of beauty, I'd put Angelina Jolie at the top of the list.

In terms of sexy women, of all time (cuz some might be deceased), which truthfully involves more than just physical appearance, I'd have to list Jacquelyn Onassis, Jehan Sadat, Monica Seles, Jodie Foster, and Angelina Jolie again, as sexy women.

Ripley, Sarah Conner, Lara Croft and Trinity are some of the sexiest females in fiction.

*ducking from all the empty beer cans thrown my way*

"In terms of sexy women, of all time...I'd have to list Jacquelyn Onassis,...Monica Seles, Jodie Foster..."

Yep. You truly ARE gay! ;-]

Ripley? RIPLEY???

I'd rather do the Alien...

Halle Berry at #6? What the hell is the big deal about this girl? I fail to see it. That dopey short hair just DOES NOT look good on women.

And Brook Burke at #31? Give me a break! Halle Berry is a joke compared to her. Come on, R.J.!

Maybe it's because I haven't slept in a while and I'm up late but I'm shocked. RJ Elliot wrote something funny.

I'm sure I'll reconsider my opinion on this when I'm more sober and sane.

More on the hot chick nonsense later.

That is all.

Bob? You in Chicago?

I do hope I run into you one day when I am having a night out... I'm sure you'd look so much better with your drink on your head and my knuckle imprints in your face.

You are a wanker, that is for sure.

"In terms of sexy women, of all time...I'd have to list Jacquelyn Onassis,...Monica Seles, Jodie Foster..."

Yep. You truly ARE gay!

Yep, I am.

The name of the thread is 'sexiest' women, not most beautiful women. So I listed sexy women. The best sexual experience you will have is when the brain is the organ most stimulated. I guess it just shows you that what people define as sexy is varied.

I'll throw in my 2 cents about the British babes since there seems to be a neglect of them in this discussion.

How is it that Jenny Frost made the list at #68 and Natasha Hamilton didn't even crack the list? If any of the AK girls should be on the list, it should be Tash. Always the blondes huh?

brains only count if you know them

I was referring to YOUR brain being stimulated. not theirs. But I know what you are implying.

angelina jolie... absolutelyfuckinlutely... and anyone hear it forKate Moss??

brains only count if you know them

Same goes for sex.

Kate Moss no, not even in 1991 when heroin chic was cool. Don't get me wrong, I like the anorexia, but just not on her. Angelina Jolie hell yes.

You don't have to know someone to get brain.

BoomCrash: it's interesing how you as a gay man gravitate toward the logical, powerful, cold feminine images as sexual. That reminds me of Camille Paglia's comments on gay men and their purely aesthetic or abstract understanding of the female form. Angelina Jolie is the exception, of course. She's just hot, whether you're gay, straight, or an um video game character? I don't know what's up with the video game fetish, BoomCrash :)

I don't know those Brit chicks but they're just alright from that link.

I always get Brooke Burke confused with Brooke Burns. If the former is the old Wild on E! host, she's so overrated. She's not exotic or that hot. She'd be lucky to make the bottom of the list. Brooke Burns, who's Bruce Willis's bitch and used to be the host of that retarded Dog Eat Dog, is pretty hot but she's too goofy to be sexy. There's something a little off about her. She'd make the list, though, even with her new dark hair. She was hotter blonde.

Tek loves me. But the knuckles and violence are too kinky for me, honey. Besides, you'd have to get through the crowd of other stalkers to get to me. What ever happened to a good hair pulling? Where has this country's moral compass gone wrong? I think you have to be British to say "wanker," don't you? I'm not IN Chicago, I own it.

That is all.

BoomCrash: it's interesing how you as a gay man gravitate toward the logical, powerful, cold feminine images as sexual.

Logical, powerful, feminine, yes. Cold? My most vivid memory of Ripley is her in her underwear snuggling with her cat. Sarah Connor sacrificed all for her child. Trinity had so much love, she followed her man to her death. Jackie O? Class, and a woman who considers the best part of her life, her motherhood. Jodie Foster. Mysterious, not cold. Jahan Sadat, used intelligence and education to elevate an entire countries female citizens to something above the second class status they once were. Monica Seles? Inner strength to overcome a stabbing and to not be forever a victim. Where do you get cold out of any of this?

Perhaps your psychoanalysis of me reveals more about you than me? Of course, I'm not going to be interested in somebody who can jiggle in their bikini while twirling their hair in their fingers. Geez, I am gay.

The second woman I was ever intimate with in my life, I was engaged to. I truly did love her. I was 19, she was 21 and had 3 kids. Although there was love, I was caving into societies pressure to conform, so it's a good thing it didn't work out. She loved me, but ultimately left me because she needed a husband to raise her three kids. I was too immature for that and she couldn't do it alone on a dancers salary. She was very needy, very clingy. (I met her in a gay bar, she was 100% okay with it). Perhaps my experience then affects my choice now. Don't know, don't care. I do know I am attracted to those men and women who WANT me, but don't NEED me. Strong does not equal cold.

I don't know what's up with the video game fetish, BoomCrash

I'm not sure either. I said two words "Lara Croft", of which two movies were made, and suddenly I'm labeled as having a video game fetish. Um, okay, Lucy. Do I pay you 5 cents for your psychiatry now or send it to you in the mail?

(although your Ethan comment on another thread did hit the nail on the head).

Ah Bob, see that is where you screw ed up...

You shouldn't "think", it doesn't suit you.

Tek, baby.

Is that the best you could come up with? You're running out of sass, tough girl :) Call me Dr. Huxtable while I spank you.

And I try to avoid thinking at all costs. Ask my bitch. It's one of my better qualities, and there aren't many.

BoomCrash: I don't know that I agree with your implying that a woman being feminine and girly girlish makes her needy. Maybe sometimes. That's when I run for my life, though. Although I think I like women far too much to take the path you did. I'm not man enough.

The other characters you listed were action/scifi types that might as well have been in video games. I don't play video games or watch those movies so I dunno.

Oh, and way to get a stripper by the way :) BoomCrash had some skills. We do have one non-virgin on the site.

Finally, is no one going to comment on that hideous FHM cover of Neve Campbell from years ago that's on this post? Talk about sexless and masculine. That's an example of short hair being bad. Halle Berry could pull it off, but now she has long hair so she's smokin.

That is all.

BoomCrash: I don't know that I agree with your implying that a woman being feminine and girly girlish makes her needy. Maybe sometimes.

Hmm. maybe I did do that unintentionally. Although I immediately think of Jackie O, who was very feminine and I wouldn't consider needy. I think the two paragraphs where I talk about jiggly and then dating a dancer, were separate thoughts which might seem to run together, trying to keep the post short. I'll think about that more though. The dancer was very jiggly, and I certainly enjoyed it at the time. Just a note-One woman alone does not create my perception of all women. I had been with more than one.

Oh, and way to get a stripper by the way :) BoomCrash had some skills. We do have one non-virgin on the site

It's dancer, Bob. Or entertainer. Just like it's Administrative Assistant now and not Secretary. I was a hustler, remember? Or did you miss that? It was only for about a year or so, and it was to survive. Where do you think my 'toughen your ass up' concept on the Cosby thread comes from?

Bob,
Brook Burke overrated??!?!! I realize that out tastes vary, but I don't see how anyone in their right mind would say that. Now Halle Berry, there's a chick who's DEFINITELY overrated. But Brook is a goddess (not to mention the inspiration for countless ejaculations).

Actually Bob... there is a hell of a lot more that I can say but with all the "my bitch" and played up internet-arrogance coming from you, you remind me too much of a chat room troll, wannabe hood "pimp".

I don't have time for that, therefore from this point on, you are not worth me wasting any energy to respond to.

You should be proud, you got on my list from here in two days... that's a record!

So enjoy your calling women "bitches" and remember:

Karma is a woman. ;)

I just looked more carefully at the list - I realize it's meant for a bunch of stupid little fuzznuts, but it's appallingly young and skinny. I like lean and youthful just fine but not bony and adolescent. More than half the list must be flushed as a result. Wankers.

Tek, chill.

I'm just playing. I don't spend my life in chat rooms like you have, so I don't know who you're comparing me to, sorry. I grew up rockin the suburbs -- I'm no pimp. BoomCrash, on the other hand, was an ACTUAL pimp. I wanna write his bio.

By the way, I'm more of a feminist than you are and I've read more feminist theory. I just said "bitch" to be difficult. You got me there. I love women, especially the hot ones like Angelina and Halle.

Save your mock hatred for an ACTUAL misogynist and admit I'm wonderful :) Everyone else has.

Karma's my b.... Oh fine, I won't say it.

Booey ... OUT!

Josh,

Creepy ... just creepy.

No I wasn't. I did what I had to do myself to put food on my table and a roof over my head. I never pimped anybody at all, ever.

There's millions of kids all over America who suddenly find themselves homeless and alone overnight. Go ahead, Bob, try and place condescending judgement on a teen who was starving and didn't know where the next cold meal was coming from.

Then pop over to the Cosby thread and talk about the evils of stereotyping, labeling, damaging the impressionable minds of low self-esteem youth, and how 'whitey' is just all around destructive to minorities in poverty, and those who have been there are so much more clueless than someone who grew up rockin in the suburbs. And throw in a BITCH while your at it.

BoomCrash:

I was just playing. I love you. I don't know how everyone got all sensitive all of a sudden. You said "hustler," I don't know what that means. I empathize with what you went through and still want to write your biography.

I think I better shut up for now because I'm in danger of actually being the leading poster. And I don't anyone to think I've turned into the smug smart ass kid who heckles people from the Ivory Tower. I hate those kids.

(Insert your "too late" or "Thank God!" here, people)

That is all for today.

Actually Bob, you know fuck all about me, where I grew up, what I do, what I have or have not read, and my education.

You a feminist... sure... by your own definition, whatever that may be.

Suburbs... as I said... A wannabe.

Bob,
Could you please explain what you meant by "creepy...just creepy"? I'm confused.

BOB A. BOOEY!!!!!!!

please stop leaving such long posts!!!! Obviously you didn't do it here but on other topics you just slaughtered the board.

Your reveiw of the American idol finale was ecspecially bad. I mean you ranted for 3500 words about the smallest details of a show about singing.
The funny thing was you said people would question your masculinity if you bought the new CD of whoever the f*ck won that stupid sh*t.

If you don't want to have your masculinity questioned, DON'T WRITE A 3500 WORD ARTICLE ABOUT A SHOW ABOUT SINGING!!! i mean come on, how empty is your life?

Why would anybody who is presented as nothing more than words on a computer screen, care about the perception of their gender?

If your passion is music, then write about music. And write as much as you want. If there's any limitations on size, or requirements on pandering to those with ADD, it's probably listed somewhere in the guidelines of this site.

The only time I would question someone's masculinity, is when they spend too much time worrying about how their masculinity is perceived.

Music isn't only in the realm of women. Are men here only supposed to write about carburetors and FHM's sexiest women? There's some great articles here written by men, about CD and concert reviews. Never once thought or cared about their gender.

Geez. Kudd's been busy while I've been gone. Spazz. Learn some spelling and syntax.

I didn't post on the other thread answering what you said because it was true. American Idol is hella femme and questions my masculinity. I admit it. I'm a closet American Idol fan. My review was great, though.

I don't really have the time or interest to read any of your comments on posts I don't care about, so I won't comment on your particular lack of a life. Stop stalking me. Thanks.

That is all.

Wow powerful stuff bobby boy, and LOOK you did it with less than 1500 words.... good for you, you took my suggestion then.

Thanx bobby, your a doll. a real doll.

BRITNEY SPEARS ON TOP!.She deserves to be on the top of the FHM 100 sexiest women,no doubt about it..She is really hot and sexy,very beautiful..an exotic beauty yet very dandersous,i Love her..BRITNEY DO RULE!.THE NEXT QUEEN OF POP..

Britney only proves that she can do something better that others cant do,she deserves to be on top..want some evidence?.come on..The reigning NEW QUEEN OF POP is in your door..dont pretend as if your blind..Expect het to be on top in the next issue of FHM 100 SEXIEST WOMEN..eat your heart out!

Eww Britney Spears...gross she acts like a slut. Halle Berry is gorgeous and ppl like Pamela and Paris are foul. You wanna know who's hot? that chick from JAG, Catherine Bell. Ever tried punching in her number on google? H-O-T.

Rachel Stevens is that girl that used to be on s club 6 or whatever it was...not hot. i agree, Catherine Bell is a babe with a capital B

METAL WILL TAKE U MOTHERFUCKERS BY FORCE POP MUSIC IS BOLLOCKS ROCK IS SHITE RNB IS FULL OF DICKS GANGSTER RAP NIGGA THIS NIGGA THAT WTF? GET A FUCKIN LIFE PUNK FUCK OFF CLASSICAL MUSIC IS DECENT ENUF BUT CANT BE COMPARED TO DEATH METAL


GOTH 4 LIFE

i think elisha cuthbert should be number 1 in the sexiest woman 2006 because she is the most sexiest and she has seductive eyes and i could look in them all day

So funny. From #1 to not on the list. Poor britney.

As much as I fancy these women like Christina Aquilera and Angelina Jolie and find them sexy and beautiful, I do not think they are THE sexiest woman on the planet. Judging by my name, I think Janet Miranda is the absolute cat's meow. Christina actually comes in third for me behind Scarlett Johansson, and Jessica Simpson coming in fourth, and Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie coming in fifith and Sixth.

As far as I am concerned Janet Miranda is the most beautiful woman on the planet", "the hottest woman on the planet" and truly the SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE.

I think FHM should really think of naming her "Sexiest Woman of the Year", because she is far hotter than Scarllet Johanson and Angelina Jolie combined.

Janet Miranda sexiest women alive in 2007. New actress Janet Miranda to be voted for top 100 sexiest women alive in 2007 FHM. They should vote Janet Miranda as number one. She is way hot!

i think angelina jolie is the sexiest woman alive.....period

ANGELINA JOLIE OR NEW ACTRESS JANET MIRANDA SHOULD WIN. JANET MIRANDA MAY BE NEW ON THE BLOCK BUT SHE SHOULD BE THE SEXIEST GIRL IN 2007'. TOGETHER WITH HER IDENTICAL LOOKING ACTRESS ANGELINA JOLIE. JANET MIRANDA & ANGELINA JOLIE LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE EXCEPT ONE IS A BRUNETTE AND THE OTHER IS BLONDE. WHATEVER IT IS THEY ARE BOTH VERY HOT!

Actres Janet Miranda should win. I googled her and found her website janetmiranda.net and saw her photographs. She is sexy!~

Why are grown men squabbling? Does it really matter who the hell you fancy?! We're all different and so are allowed different tastes. Grow up and get a life.