If I'm drunk, and seeing double, will my brain explode if I see the Olsen Twins on SNL tonite?

I didn't realize they're midgets. It must be difficult when you're acting with Jimmy Fallon and have to avoid facing into his crotch. (Okay, that was cruel, but damn, those girlies are short).

Weekend Update: Now that I've had a chance to see the whole show, and had never seen Mary-Kate and Ashley on teevee, why didn't anybody tell me they can't act, have no comedy skills or discernable personality? Plus they look like troll dolls.

Of course they are very rich. And like Lawrence in Office Space says,

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.

Only in this case, it's because this dude digs chicks with money, which makes up a lot for no personality or talent.