Dog Toys
Written by in10sity
Published May 07, 2004
Published May 07, 2004
Kids toys are really great these days, and they are constantly getting better. But, the one type of toy that hasn't improved over the years is the dog toy. Dog toys suck. Dogs are not having fun with their dog toys anymore. When you get your dog a new toy, your dog is thinking "Oh great, another rubber thing that will squeak when I bite it, lucky me."
Dog toys aren't even toys. They are just things to chew on. Chewing isn't fun. No kid wants a pack of gum for their birthday. The waitress doesn't come to your table and say "Hi, what would you like to play with tonight?" No mother calls their children in for dinner by saying "Kids... the toys are ready!" No one finishes eating and says "Man I'm stuffed... I can't play anymore."
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- Published: May 07, 2004
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That's ridiculous - comparing what children like in their toys to what dogs like in theirs. Dogs LOVE to chew. More, they NEED to chew. Contrary to what gum does to human teeth, dog chew toys actually improve dog's dental health. Comparing a child's boredom with gum (which, by the way, is arguable too, to say the least), is like saying that children must hate hopscotch because dogs don't play it.
What?????