Blogcritics: Comments on Culture Cops Go After Exposed Butt Cracks

Comment by Jim Carruthers

Fri, 23 Apr 2004 19:17:32 EDT

I imagine cops will just have to use the pencil test, where, if they drop a pencil and it sticks in the butt-clevage, that's a crime. Don't know about sanitizing the pencil. And it's Louisiana fercrissakes. Has this doofus politician ever looked around? Butt cleveage is the least of their worries. I spent a couple of days in NOLA and there were two major random kidnappings, while the rape and murder of a 12 year old was two column inches on page 7.

Comment by bhw

Fri, 23 Apr 2004 19:02:37 EDT

i hope they have a special provision for those of us with beer guts and no ass. What *is* it that makes that beer-gut/no-ass combo so prevalent in men? Is it that the weight of the distended beer gut sucks the ass inward?

Comment by jack e. jett

Fri, 23 Apr 2004 18:00:52 EDT

i hope they have a special provision for those of us with beer guts and no ass. it is sometime hard to keep the pants from slipping down. i would hate to have to explain to my elderly mother that i was in jail for crack. jack e. jett

Comment by jadester

Fri, 23 Apr 2004 17:45:55 EDT

i am reminded of a 2000AD Judge Dredd story, that i haven't actually read in its entirety, about a flash trend where citizens'd go get plastic surgery to all look exactly the same (i.e. no distinguishing features). it died off when perps took advantage and caused the Judges to make a law requiring all the operated-on people to have a unique ID number permanently tattooed on them.

Comment by Shark

Fri, 23 Apr 2004 17:14:26 EDT

You know your country is in deep shit when it starts to legislate against fashion trends. At the current rate, we'll be forced to wear uniforms. Jees, what's next, the draft?? umm... wait... nevermind...

Comment by jadester

Fri, 23 Apr 2004 10:28:18 EDT

"Now, if I can just figure out what to do about shit, piss and reproduction, we will achieve perfection." i got your answers: waste can be extracted by means of a tube (or two, i'm not sure of the exact details). It could be designed to be more discreet than the current ones hospitals use. Reproduction could be taken care of by making all babies in test tubes. Problems sorted.