I caught the last half hour of the Junos, and when did Alanis Morrisette turn into Jane Kaczmarek.

However, her gag, appearing naked and then ripping off her nipples and pubic hair because they can't be shown on broadcast teevee was funny (yes, that really happened, and it was funny).

Alanis played her new single, and it sounded like everything else she has done for the past couple of years, psycho-babble with a melody. I think she needs a real kick in the pants and do something else.

I mean I could do that (you have to supply the tune, but if you've heard one of the songs, you know what it is)

I'm drunk and I'm horny / standing on the sidewalk / with my cock in my pocket / and I'm wondering what I'm doing/ with a graduate degree/ driving a taxi

and no I didn't spend a lot of time writing that drivel, and no you can't have it, unless you make a lot of money from it, in which case, pay me. That is the big problem with the recent kerfuffle about copyright, it really only matters when there is serious money involved. So, if you think you can make money from my drivel, then just pay me, otherwise, go nuts.