REAL Cheese?

Written by Ms. Tek
Published April 04, 2004

What is up with some BlogCritics? I mean, why can't they be nice? They like to throw personal insults at me, tell me I'm stupid and that I am a meanie, and I just don't get it. I mean granted, I usually start it first but I'm right, and more importantly, I am better than they are and what I say means more so they have no right to get upset with me if I accidentally act like a total dick. I mean, me being an abrasive dickhead is part of my personality. I know that it's hard to swallow, and makes a lot of people not like me, but hey ... They just don't like it because what I am saying is right and what they are saying is wrong!! Plus my mommy loves me lots so I must be okay!

I mean, anything they think is wrong with me, or is wrong with what I am saying is only in their minds. They have no reason to think the way they do or come to the conclusions that they do. If they would only research the links I show them, and read the books I tell them to, they will see error of their ways, and the fact that maybe I'm not a jerk, but a totally infallible blogging deity! PH33R!

I just don't get it. I'm just trying to make things better for everyone else, but all of these psychotic, nasty, stupid, other bloggers cannot play by my rules. I just don't understand why everyone is so upset.

Let's stop making things personal, fellow Blogcritcs. Understand that I am right and I speak in the nicest way and you are wrong and you need to STOP BEING MEAN!!!


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#1 — April 4, 2004 @ 12:10PM — Chris Kent

The Complete Asshole's Guide to Handling Chicks

lol....another book to add to my "must read" list.......

#2 — April 4, 2004 @ 12:12PM — Ms. Tek [URL]

;o)

#3 — April 4, 2004 @ 12:17PM — boomcrashbaby

I like your blog site Ms. Tek, but unfortunately it's not completely macintosh compatible.

Long live the underdogs!

#4 — April 4, 2004 @ 12:20PM — Ms. Tek [URL]

Thank you.

If you see some problems, can you please make me aware of them? I briefly looked at it on Mozilla and it seems to check out. Also, there is more than one skin.

If you have the time please drop me off an email telling me what is going on the Mac or a screenshot, and I will look into it.

Thanks. =)

#5 — April 4, 2004 @ 12:37PM — boomcrashbaby

I can't find your email address on your site?

#6 — April 4, 2004 @ 12:49PM — Mac Diva [URL]

Personally, I prefer writing blog entries that are based on research and reasoning. Some people would rather post pictures of their boobs. That involves a lot less work, for sure. To each their own, I guess.

#7 — April 4, 2004 @ 13:25PM — bhw [URL]

In order to post pictures of my boobs, I would have to do a lot of work to make them look attractive. Writing is easier. For me.

#8 — April 4, 2004 @ 13:54PM — Ms. Tek [URL]

I guess I'm lucky, I have decent boobs which need no enhancement and I can write thought provoking, researched entries when the moment suits me. ;o) I find it easier just to have fun and be myself. Some people are out to prove something, some people don't give a damn what others think because it's just not that serious.

Ah, the responsibilities of being an attractive, sexy, fun, and intelligent female!

Don't you just HATE cattiness? To each their own, I guess. ;o)

#9 — April 4, 2004 @ 13:57PM — Ms. Tek [URL]

oh...

my email address is:

webmaster@REMOVETHIStekwh0re.net

#10 — April 4, 2004 @ 14:12PM — boomcrashbaby

you go, Ms. Tek!

Long live self-expression!

I'm emailing you screenshots now.

#11 — April 4, 2004 @ 14:26PM — Eric Olsen

cleavage does not = boobs: cleavage is the space between the boobs

#12 — April 4, 2004 @ 14:38PM — Ms. Tek [URL]

What Eric says is true. The truth is that the "hollywood" boob job that is popular now seems to want to make as much space between the boobs as possible.

I think that men these days don't even know what "natual boobs" are supposed to look like.

Then there is my friend "The Breastking" (you go look him up... its an adult site so I am not going to link it)told me something that gave me a good giggle. And I quote:

"I like my boobs to be floppy and sloppy!"

Not sure I agree with him but hey, that's funny!

#13 — April 4, 2004 @ 14:40PM — Eric Olsen

If he wants his boobs to be floppy and sloppy then he should get real fat and not exercise.

#14 — April 4, 2004 @ 14:44PM — Ms. Tek [URL]

HAHAH... He mean's WOMEN'S BOOBS! Not HIS OWN!

#15 — April 4, 2004 @ 14:47PM — boomcrashbaby

I'm just hoping your boobies don't get too disruptive. I'd hate for blogcritics to have to institute a uniform policy.

#16 — April 4, 2004 @ 14:52PM — Ms. Tek [URL]

Hahah... they usually don't. They only get brought up when someone wants to attempt to discredit me. As if the fact that I don't mind showing off my ta tas (which in reality, I never have shown nipples at this point in time) makes me any less intelligent. As if its shameful that some people like to look at them and they are a useful tool. Look, I'm starting to go over that "hill". I'm not going to be able to do stuff like that forever, so I may as well enjoy it now. You only live once, and if you live more than once, most of us won't remember like Shirly McClaine. Love your life and love yourself! Sometimes I even forget that but it is really important to try to remember!

#17 — April 4, 2004 @ 18:27PM — boomcrashbaby

The decline of the U.S. educational system or why our students are not the sharpest sporks in the cookie jar.

Being new to blogging, I really don't have a site yet, so I assume that's why I can't start a new thread? I'll start my own blog real soon, I promise! I also promise you it's going to stir the proverbial pot too. Until then can I comment on the decline of the U.S. educational system here then? It's really cuz I just like this page, that yak is running his tongue across his lips so coyly, it's not often you get to see such a hairy mammal flirt so unabashedly while taunting you with his cheese. (of course I'm only kidding, no beastiality comments please).

I'm often busy these days teaching my daughter the alphabet and numbers. She can't speak yet, but she knows her way around a keyboard already. The one thing I read over and over again is that to really get a kid to learn, you have to make learning fun. When I went to school back in the late 70's to early 80's, that is exactly what we did in school. We had fun. Fun in the classroom, fun in the halls, we discussed fun topics, we discussed contraversial topics, we learned, we enjoyed and nobody got bent out of shape.

But nowadays, not just on this site, but on news sites or educational sites as well, I keep reading the same thing over and over. There can be no disruption. Everybody should dress the same. No discussion of contraversial topics like religion, sexual orientation, evolution vs. creationism, etc. Nothing can be said or done in a classroom if it offends one single person. Then the whole class must do without, to be safe. The classroom must be devoid of ANYTHING that deviates from 2+2 or who chopped down the cherry tree.

When I read the story of the woman banker in Tennessee who was suing CBS because she was traumatized by the site of Janet's boob, I knew this country was going to hell in a foreign-made handbasket. Accept diversity. Quit being offended by something if it isn't just like you. You can raise your kid with your values, but this massive swing towards making America a version of the Stepford Wives is just utterly stupid. Raise your kid with your values, but don't expect the rest of the country to sit down with a notepad and write down YOUR values so we can teach YOUR kid accordingly. No wonder more and more kids are turning to drugs or bringing guns to school. Little House on the Prairie is over. Laura Ingalls is dead. The Brady Bunch was NEVER representative of middle class America. We are turning into a Christianized version of Syria or Saudi Arabia. The melting pot has melted, we are all now the same goo at the bottom of the pan. America QUIT BEING SO UNACCEPTING.

#18 — April 4, 2004 @ 18:34PM — Ms. Tek [URL]
#19 — April 4, 2004 @ 21:23PM — boomcrashbaby

thank you. it was helpful.

#20 — April 5, 2004 @ 00:13AM — CW Fisher [URL]

I'm laughing my butt off. Aw, Tek, everybody likes you AND your boobs. We just want you to share the rest of them before some jerk comes along and photoshops you. Maybe you should photoshop yourself. Give us some full frontal, but then tattoo over the parts you want to conceal. However, I think you owe us all los enchiladas todas.

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