Kimberley then moseys offstage and we are now ready to fry three of these cow patties...

Opie - You stopped dancing and you started snapping. Whatever it is, you need to keep it up. However, you are nowhere close to being the eighth wonder. Then again, a singing Red Snapper is pretty frickin' wondrous. My gut was telling me that tonight could be a fish fry, but to no avail, you are safe. All of Mayberry is home watching tonight. All five of its citizens are snapping along with you. Hmmm, did they power dial????????

Fantasia - Miss Gurl is shakin' her head left to right. Her Jody Watley earrings are flying all over the place. She practically slaughtered Opie and the Rose Bowl Bear at one fell swoop. Matt then leans over and whispers into her ear, "can I borrow these next week?" "HELL NO!" exclaimed Fantasia. "GRRRRRRRR! now get away!" Ryan then tells Fantasia she is safe and she pumps her fist up in the air. Obviously, Simon was wrong last night. He ain't "down with the get down."

Mattrosexual Matt - By this time, Matt's panties were all in a twist. He really wanted those dad-gummed earrings to match his fabulous Rose Bowl ring. But the pressure was on and there was no time to squabble. In a moments notice, Ryan sent him to the Bottom Three Barrel. Here Matt, grab your bubble bath just in case you don't return!!!!! Tee hee hee.

LaToya - The AI3 penultimate diva is looking red hot tonight. It looks like she and Steven Cojocaru went shopping after the show last night (oh how I miss shopping with my good friend Trenyce). LaToya, not only did you get triple kisses from me and Steven last night, but America gave you triple kisses too. You are safe! She then looks over at Opie and says, "you ain't the only red hot number in this place!" SMOOCH - SMOOCH - SMOOCH!

George - Humpty is batting his lashes at the camera. Are those pasted on his head or are they real?????? Good lord! Then I start to wonder..... Are he and Fantasia really the same person???? Is this camera trickery??? Have they uncovered the Janet-Michael Jackson mystery????? Just then, Scooter Girl zooms by in a flash and tears George's breast pads out from his shirt! EEEEW! Oh my GAWD - it is Miss Jackson (it was pretty nasty).