And he still got Anna Pornikova. Just ridiculous.

In Enrique's case, size certainly DOES NOT matter:) I'll even pay. Hard currency. English pound not Australian or American dollar. Any day of the week is good 4 me.

"Maybe if you had the biggest penis in the world, you would sell
records."

When was the last time a penis was displayed on an album cover? Then again, this is The Sun...

You clearly have not heard that according to some people anything but music can sell records? Afterall, I am inundated everyday with alleged quotes by Jessica Simpson, Lavigne, Katie Melua, Monica and all the other insecure pop singers, you name it..that Britney Spears is who she is and where she is today ( 50 million records plus aside) simply because she is raunchy in her videos and shows off her body. Nothing to do with the fact that it might be a nice catchy tune the gal has sung. She is who she is because she is raunchy and there is this great "marketing machine" behind her, exclusively for Britters that neither Melua or her fellow complainants can use.

Ofcourse, when I slot in Overprotected in my Gym, I'm only listening to it because I can imagine raunchy Britney and the marketing people are stalking me everyday to make sure I play it. Not because I like it and I think it's a good workout song for me.

So it's not the Sun's fault, they are quoting Enrique and it's not Enrique's fault he is clearly just looking for the pity vote. Small Willy must buy his records to make him feel better. Don't give a damn if I don't like the music. The radio has played it often enough, I must like it. The Penis does not need to be displayed on the Album cover, the mere mention of it is "publicity" for Enrique and tomorrow the music buying public will dash out en masse and get his latest CD, he will be number 1 come the weekend.

Sigh! It's almost certain God gave everybody a brain (some raise doubts) but I am fairly certain we all have brains. What is sad, is that he did not activate all the brains he handed out. I am not aware of anyone at the Sun with a working brain.

Let's say the guy was given 5 inches. So what? When we buy his CD, are we buying his music, or his cock?

Me, I don't buy his music. If I did, it would be for his music, not his cock.

I do not buy Britney Spears CDs. I think she is incedibly hot, but I don't much care for her music. She may have the world's largest labia, but I'm not biting.

Rolling on the floor fucking laughing my ass out...LOL. :) Very funny RJ. LOL..Ha! Fantastic! Hmm..men are interested in the size of labias? It never entered my mind. Must ask lover about that:)

Speak for yourself, RJ. I would very much like to buy Enrique's cock if the magic wand was on sale. I think he's adorable and what I could do with that gift keeps me awake some nights. I own two singles. Hero & Bailamos. I like both songs despite the fact that the Cds did not come with cock enclosed.

But, I compeltely agree with you and it is a point I have made ad nauseum on this site. There's got to be somthing wrong with you if you buy music or believe that music can be appreciated beyond the initial flush based on "marketing" or raunch factor of an Artist. That means you do not know the first thing about music in the first place.

I have Britney's first Album because I am a pop gal and it's a good pop Album to me. I have the most recent along with one or two singles released in between. I have no problems with some of Britney's music but I certainly did not buy it because of her abs or her hair or Jive records marketing skills.

I did not buy D'Angelo's Brown Sugar because I do not like it enough to own. Besides, I know where to get it if I need to hear it. However, I rush to the TV as if my life depends on it whenever the video is on, because the MAN stands there starkers in all his glory as he sings.. I assure you the feeling most women get when watching that video can be compared to the feeling right wing christians will get when they see Jesus coming on his Chariots.

Heh, thanks Sandra. You're rather comical yourself. :-]

As for labia, no, men generally do not seek massive, engorged P-lips when choosing a mate. Such a characteristic is, I am told, often a sign of elephantiasis. While I don't believe that's an STD, but I'm pretty sure I don't want my cock anywhere near it.

Phew! Thanks for that RJ. Lover confirms the same. I had just arrived at my conclusion as to what ails men who have an unhealthy fascination with women who get the Brazilian wax. I was wondering how I was going to get my head round men who liked enlarged labias. Delighted to have been spared that particular trauma.

uhh, looks matter for women 10 times more then guys. ..better make that 100 times more then guys. The only time a guys look might matter is when they SUCK....backstreet boys..nsync...their music sucks, boy bands just sell to the younger girls who dont know better. For girls, if the girl is hot enough, their voice can be fixed thanks to technology. However they gotta be REALLY REALLY good to be anything less then attractive. And once they become popular, plastic surgeory insues, bc thanks to medical science we can make the ugliest sexy. .but men don't have to. There are plently ugly famous men out there. Oh well. Maybe this will change because men arent the only ones buying the shit anymore.. with equal rights women are buying too. But this is our culture..itll take a long time to change if ever.

So the sun decided to ask Enrique if he would appear naked on an album cover out of the blue, or is this a question they often ask? I'm trying to understand the context of this. Or perhaps Enrique, like howard Stern, just gets a kick out of talking about his winker.

Back during my days as a rock star (our most famous album was Break Like the Wind) I used to wear a roll of quarters in my pants. I eventually had to stop because they kept setting off the metal detectors at airports......

Needless to say, my rock superstardom soon came to an end....

I once made a half-serious bet with a couple of my buddies before heading out to a club. I said I'll bet we get more attention from the ladies if we each stuff a rolled-up pair of tube socks in our pants. They thought the idea was funny, but declined to do so. And I wasn't about to be the only one sporting a "falsy." So my theory remains untested... :-/

I'll try and help RJ. Women do notice if a man walks into the club with a bulging package. He will be the topic of conversation the club over. Gals falling over themselves to dance with him:) Little spot of dirty dancing just in the event the bulge might rub against you. Either for pleasure or as an investigation for the other gals on whether it's the real thing or socks. Massive bulge, good enough for gossip and some dirty dancing. Not always good enough to take home.

Massive bulge + attractive body and face = good enough to take home and have occasional "relations" with:)Sometimes you want them just the way they are and could not give a rat's ass about clever conversation on NASA or WMD.

Massive Bulge + attractive body and face + very rich + intellectual + sense of humour + nice = good enough to take home and try and keep there for as many mths and yrs as you possibly can.

Massive bulge + very rich+ nice + funny + intellectual = good enough to hang out with and you may start to love the ugly mug after you've got a few Diamonds, shoes and bags:) He may be ugly as a muthafucka but he's your ugly muthafucka!:)

I think that's the sum of what most gals like. Some may place higher priority on one thing or the other and may be willing to compromise on certain things. Therefore, your theory would not work the way you are hoping. Might get you the odd dance at the club but it won't get you what it was you wanted when you chose to wrap up John Thomas in socks:)

Forgot to add..lol..When I say take home.. I do not mean gals these days go around taking home men they meet at clubs. You can view "take home" as keep in touch with or as potentially will see the insides of your home (no pun intended;) sooner or later.

I'm glad to see Sandra has reduced the intoxicating elixir of true romance into a simple mathematical equation....

I'm not sure most people look for or find the "intoxicating elixir of true romance" at the local club/pub.

Sandra, you forgot the beer goggles factor in your equations!

I stuck a sock in my pants once and went to a bar. Not a single person hit on me. It was only years later I found out the sock goes in the front.




(just kidding)

Why is a sock the stuffing weapon of choice?

I'm not sure most people look for or find the "intoxicating elixir of true romance" at the local club/pub.

lol.....they want find it when they unzip their pants and a stuffed sock falls off of Little John Thomas either....

it's malleable?

Why is a sock the stuffing weapon of choice?

It doesn't set off metal detectors?

And yet cabbages, say, are relatively malleable and and metal-detector safe, but you don't hear about people stuffing with them - stuffing them but not stuffing with them.

Probably too messy either way.

LOL..Thanx Bhw..indeed..add the beer goggles factor to any of the equations.

Though, I tell ya, I know a few who met in a club and stayed together for a long time. One or two are still together. I think sometimes, you don't go looking for it in a club, but u might just find this romance my dear friend Chris is talking about:)

Chris, I am going to be 28. IT IS ALL Mathematical calculations to me now. As relationships took their toll, as they do for everyone, one came to the harsh realisation that there is no knight in shining armour coming to sweep one off one's feet.

Ofcourse, most women are great actresses in the relationship dept so we can lead the current lover/husband into believing that our loves have come atlast! Anything to have peace:) Even if it means massaging egos:).

Eric: Cabbage? LOL..You dirty boy!

Well, then again there is always Photoshop.

wat da fuk r u lot on bout ?
i aint gt no cock nd im proud!!
btw im a girl! so obvioulsy

I've heard that Enrique Iglesias's penis is about
two and a half inches long when it's soft. That's according to people who had seen him nude in the showeroom. But I don't think it matters, because guys with really small soft penis usually make up for it when they have an erection.

Dream on, Bryan - that's just what your therapist tells you.

Those penis-enhancer thingies don't work either.

I've heard...

its obvouis uve got a small one but ive done men with small and big and small were much better but it is a bit embrassing as im sexy and mne want me and ill personally go for a big dick

i have a small one aswell dont feel bad

i have quite a small penis and my mother likes to suck it all the time. seriously. she cant use her mouth. no. its too small for that....i also stuff my crotch with toilet paper!

What about Goofy, Mickey, Stinkey and Puft The Marshmallow Man. Now it's Stuff the Crotch with Toilet Paper Man. Puft the magic dragon where are you? Maybe O-Deed with Alice. I C Alice. Do you?

Hello lads! Just so you know i understnad EVERYTHING YOUR GOING THROUGH LUKE AND ROSS. so dont. feel. bad







my dicks small too! YOYA PUUUUUUN

Turn me on if you can. I'm a grown man with the working dick the size of a 4th grader. My wife has no problem ridings any and every cock that cums her way. She said she'd stop when she found one smaller than mine. She actually lets me watch and get involved at times. My job is to get them hard and ready for her. I lather them up with KY jelly to keep things running smoothly. This primping turns me on. I'v sucked on every guy that's pooned her, She loves that and takes photos. Thanks Bruce

imy penis is about the size of a drawing pin.

There is no such thing as a small penis only two sizes of vagina.Large and huge.Compare any baby with a penis and the problem is painfully obvious.
All women magazines have women on the covers to attract them,Men are attracted to women and women are attracted to money .
Where is the evidence that women find men sexually attractive?Show a woman a penis they call a cop and suffer trauma

i suffer from sps i remember first being trumatised when i was in the changing room and some one pulled my pants down and all my year where laughing and they tod the girls and i get bullied because of it i came close to suicide many times i once tried to cut off but its was too small to cut off to give u an estimation of my shrimp its about 1.8 soft and about 2.4 erect i finally fought i would get a sex change because the horrors i faced being a man dont ridicule people if the have a dick the size of baby sweet corn