Amy rides a sheep onstage tonight (c'mon, like I would leave Carmen Rasmussen out of the Country Night review??? Fat chance")! She kicks off her cowboy boots and freaks me out to no end. MY GAWD! THIS WOMAN IS A COUNTRY MEGASTAR WAITING TO HAPPEN! I would even buy the album. Heck, as incredible as she sounded, I would even consider buying myself a trailer. Amy not only gave a terrific performance tonight, but she sang this song better than all three of those Dixie Chicks combined. She brought her number to a close and flipped her magenta head right up at the camera. You shake it miss rodeo queen - you are my hero tonight, for I was totally mesmerized.

Randy said it was your best performance. Paula said you found your pocket. HUH? And Simon said, he just doesn't get this kind of music. UMMMMM WHAT SIMON?????? Are you drunk tonight??? Well, Amy, I will say this - - whatever "ookits" is, I love it. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

My Take:

The bottom three will be Jennifer, Matt, and Camile. My guess is that Camile will get the axe. She was rancid with a capital "R" tonight. She will run off into the sunset with Willie Nelson and smoke a pound of bud with the aging hippie. Jennifer had to bring it tonight in order to be safe. Unfortunately, the only thing she brought tonight was a new hairstyle. Mattrosexual Matt will lose a little bit of votes this week. As butch as the gay bear community is, they don't really understand country music either!

But at the end of it all, I am left seeing OOKITS! Just when I thought I was out of the asylum and back to normal, some pink-headed diva has made me hallucinate. Then again, it might be from all the Budweiser I drank tonight! BUUUUUUUUUURP!

Tune in tomorrow night for the results and we will see. But not until we experience the return of another American Idol DIVA - The one, the only - - - K-Lo! YEEEEEHAAAAWWWWWW!

After the show, I grabbed my lasso and called out to Bucky and asked him to saddle up my horse. I then did the Electric Slide all the way into the parking lot. It seemed colder tonight (those damned buttless chaps). Nevertheless, I lassoed my horsy and climbed on top - and rode him all the way into the sunset!!!!!

Hi Ho Seactriscuit - AWAY!