"You like-a the juice? Aaah. . . He like-a the juice."

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she farts so loud she would win against the ugliest,meanest,baddest,nastiest, man you could think of. Now when your ready you better have a pocket full of money....

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can you send to me women farting video please
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can you send me pictures and videos of fat women and female bodybuilders farting and pissing?

send me some women farting videos please

it's just sick that there's a kids' book called "Walter The Farting Dog."

guess the next generation ain't gonna be learnin' subtlety.

I hope those last theree comments are just spam. It does not bear thinking about otherwise. Eeeeeeeeeeuuuuuw.

If you click on the book and read the synopsis and reviews, you'll see it's about a dog who has a problem and is therefore 'unwanted'. However, he ends up saving the day, due to his problem. There is a moral there, akin to Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer.

Most of the reviews say, that if you read it to a 5 year old, they just cannot stop laughing, so it seems to be geared towards them.

I doubt we will get it for our daughter, but we do have an Elmo goes Potty book, kids need to learn about their body and it's functions and it's great if they can be taught it without being taught shame and repulsion (while still being taught manners). That's my two cents.

Well at least it's not called "Elmo Takes A Shit"


If the problem is uncontrolled farting, um, that's a good "unwanted" reason IMHO. At least as far as a dog goes. :)

And I do not want to know how he saves the situation with a butt belch. (Actually, I am kinda curious) I'm sure it's a very charming, ahem, book.

plz send me big women lifting their skirt n farting loudly videos i am ready to buy the cd

I am confused as to your choice of format

I'm always "amused" (among other "things") by the inappropriate and "RAMPANT" use of "quotes."

~ Eric "B."

"quotes" or "quotation marks"?

"Either way."

I guess old married folks (like us) know that "Dutch oven" fuel is no laughing matter.

This post & thread provided the belly laugh I needed this evening. I thank you all.

If the problem is uncontrolled farting, um, that's a good "unwanted" reason IMHO.

Just keep matches off the floor. Problem solved. ;)

the combination of English as a third language, a fart fetish, and unbridled enthusiasm is pretty hard to beat from an entertainment angle - at least from a distance

Farting is a second language in our household. Usually after one of us rips an eggy gasser with great audio effect the other will respond "I love you too" or "thank you".

Hey, I've got some stories about farting during sex. Kinky!? Nah, kinda cool...

Wife is a cutie and can rip some goodies. We are faithful farters. We don't fart in front of other people. Unless it is unstoppable.

OK, OK, I'm not kidding....
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I wonder if it is the smell, the sound or both that arouses the fetishists

Douglas, my loving spouse will commonly respond to my "out-gassings" with "I don't agree, and furthermore...", followed by an answering toot.

It's funny in an in-joke kinda way, but it doesn't make us drop clothes and rush into the bedroom.

Ah, well, chacun á son gout... or should that be arome?

DrPat, maybe not, but it can be great foreplay! At least in this household. The gas has been used during sex before...

Here are some images to attempt to remove from the brain: a) blow out diarrhea during an orgy. I'll stop...

OK, sorry folks...

plg

my neices gave me a copy of walter the farting dog for christmas. it's not just kids that find it funny. i'm 39, soon to be 40, and thought it was hysterical.

farting festish, quotations vs. quotes, fore and/or sex play....

love it!!!

can you send me pictures and videos of fat women and female bodybuilders farting and pissing?

I would love a big juicy one on my nose

i love to hear fart of girls especially some loudones

I think its great when women are comfortable farting in front of there man or men in general. Probably because they never do it and claim the dont fart period. But I will say this I married and it took me a loooong time to convince my wife it was NO BIG DEAL to let on rip. Now she does it when ever the urge comes on. And let me tell you HOLY SHIT does her ass stink sometimes, I mean there are times I have to walk away it stinks so bad.

Overall and for the most part her farts dont really stink, but she can let them rip, although not like a guy could, but for some reason its hilliarious when she does fart.

One thing she has done (and most guys reading will like this). I had her bend over totally naked,spread her ass cheaks wide and let one rip. Her asshole push out a killer fart loud enough to wake the dead. Funny thing is my wife is no fat slob either she the kind of women one would think she be prudish about farting, which makes it even better when she farts, now after her farting while bending over spreading her cheaks, she does it all the time its great.

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i love to spread those cheeks and shove my nose into that stinky asshole while she farts all in my face

i have been enjoying my wife's farts for the last 26 years of our marriage.my wife thoroughly enjoys it when i suck and lick her asshole.whether i am thrusting my tongue all the way into her full rectum,or sucking and licking her asshole,my wife does not hesitate to fart in my mouth,or on my tongue or up into my nostrils.her farts make my cock so hard.when i suck my wife's turd out of her asshole,she will sometimes fart her turd right into my mouth,that is the ultimate oral sex that a husband can perform on his wife.

I enjoy seeing and hearing a pretty Japanese school girl lifting up her skirt and farting for the camera . I have yet to smell a pretty Japanese girl's sweet fart I hope one day I can experience that for real.

There is no sight beautiful than watching or rather feeling an Indian lady fart....

This happened around 7 years back when I was volountering myself at a volountary organisation. It was decided to conduct a half day cancer detection survey in a far away village area. From the hospitals we were given questionnaires to be filled out by the surveyor by asking questions to the people. The team leader who himself was a doctor, explained each questions and instructed us how to systematically elicit answers and how to record them on the form. When I went through the questions I was really happy to note that there were some questions on frequency, quantity, colour and other related matters. There were around thirty of us both men and women and we were made into teams of two or three. I was lucky to get my friend who was quite an attractive lady. We were school mates. After leaving school, it was after a long time I met her. She was wearing an attractive black saree. She was really sexy and bubbling type some what like Priety Zinta. We learned in the same school since our childhood and used to fight and wriggle a lot then. We were sitting in our groups when the questions were explained and we shared a naughty giggle when the above questions were expained. After that we went to the village in a chartered bus and from there the groups were dispersed for the survey. The survey started at around 11 am.

The place was quite unfamiliar and secluded and we had to walk short distances in between houses and we talked a lot in between. In the first house, we were greeted by an attractive lady around the age of 35. I had a brief gazing look over her. She was quite slender feminine, wheatish colour and of around 5 ' 3'" height but her butts and boobd were the most remarkable. It was provokingly portuding despite her otherwise slender frame. My friend introduced ourselves and started the survey. The lady was quite pleasant and friendly. When asked about her family members she told me that she and husband alone are living there and he had went to town for work. The initial questions were quite easy and then came the naughty questions... When my friend asked her about how many times does she shit, she blushed... My friend was looking serious and busy noting replies and I took a look a note of the chic's facial ex-pressions. She hesitated and my friend persisted without looking up. The lady was hesitant because of my presence and was looking at me and trying to explain. My heart was pounding heavily and could'nt wait for the revelation, but despite that I too looked serious. She meekly said twice. Then my friend asked her about the number of turds she used to poop. This time she blushed even more and answered 2 or 3 looking to the floor. I felt that thought she is shy and hesitant she doesn't want to displease us by not co-operating. Then I asked her about the colour of her poop. She said brown in a low tone. I was excited a lot hearing all this from and an attractive lady directly. I started imagining her arsehole and its beauty. My team mate asked her whether there used to be any blood stains in her stool and she nodded signalling no. I couldn't keep mature and I asked her whether she used to fart. My friend became quite surprised and she looked at me as there was no such a question. The lady, still shy but with a light smile she nodded yes. I grew bold and aked her how many times she used to fart. She just smiled but did not replied. Ignoring my friend's wondered look, I continued wheter she used to have constipation. She said sometimes. I advised her to eat a lot of fruits and drink atleast 8 glasses of water to cure it. She nodded yes. We said good bye and thanks to her and left.

Just after leaving the gate, my friend started to laugh... I also joind her... after quite a while she let out a long fart. I remarked her waw ! She laughed again. Thereafter we visited 7 more house where we repeated the same questions. I most houses except one there were only women as it was a working day. But none of these women were as attractive as the first lady. None were having patent signals of cancer. In between the houses we had to walk a lot and we had ample time to talk. The road was quite vacant and there were very little vehicles. As she grew tired as the place was full of ups and downs she easily got tired and started to lean to me for support. She was wet with sweat and I could smell her pheromones which made me mad and horny. Admist formal mutual enquiries about each other's family members, our talk slipped into our experience in the first house. She asked me whether I found the first lady attractive. I answered her some what. She told me that she found that lady very attractive. She made a naughty smile and told me that she she found it quite funny when I asked the lady about farting, constipation etc. I smiled. She continued that, the lady was really lucky to have regular poop. I asked her innocently whether she has difficulty pooping. She hit me with her ankle and said..."you dirty man" with her sexy smile. I persisted. She told me that she used to suffer from constipation and even on that day she didn't have it. I jokingly said... " Oh that's no problem.... let us have it here, I'll help you if you want. To my surprise she said... sure... can u... how? I sensed she want the game. She was walking on my left side and I suddendly tapped her ass and pinched her on her cheek and told her... I'll show you.. Then keeping my hand there I led her into the bushy courtyard on the left hand side of the road. She exclaimed... oh are you serious man? I smiled and said nothing. I took her deep into the courtyard where there is no chance we will be disturbed or seen. The she said "Yes OK.. let me give it a try... infact I need to shit badly... but I need no witness for this... turn to the other side." and saying this she tried to push me to turn me round. I resisted and clasped her butt cheeks and pinched my palm inside her hot crack through her saree. Then I kissed her on her nape and told her that I'll help her shit. She finally gave up resisting. She shut her eyes and started to laugh. The she caught her saree and lifted it to her thighs and to further north. I came to her back to witness the rising moons. Waw ! her buns were quite exquisite. She was wearing a white cotton panties. It was wet due to her sweat and may be due to her pussy juice... She stood part bashfully and part naughtily in that posture for on minute pushing her pretty arse as if for me to appreciate her derriere. I went near her and helped her to hold the saree up with my left hand and with my right hand I teasingly caught hold of the hem of her panties and started pulling it down. Man... it was really a great sight inside. I saw her plump, white ass cheeks and her nasty crack. My fingers became wet with her wetness and I rolled down the panties down her pretty legs and helped to step out of that. I cannot explain my feelings then. My beautiful classmate stood there with her ass pushing out. I couldn't resisit my urge and I gave a good slap on he ass cheeks. She did'nt expect it and she cried "aaah" Then I slid my fingers inside her cheek and it was damp and sticky there. Without my search my index finger met his fience - her butt(er) hole! After stroking it I proceeded to her pussy and dipped my finger inside the honey pot. Then I returned to her arsehole and without warning I slid my index finger inside. She suddenly let out a bit loud cry. I suid sorry and saw tears rollling down her pretty face. I proceeded to poke her little hole and ti my bliss it was full of her shit. I told the bith that she is full of poop and held my finger in her rectum like a hook and pulled her back to a nearby tree. Then I forced her to squat. It was great scene my friend! I told her to push. She tried and she let out a smelly fart. Then again she let out another fart like a chorus to the first one. I laughed. I told her to push her splinchter again. She tried and I could see feel her asshole dilate. Nothing came out. Then I pushed my finger once again and rotated it in her rectum. The shit was very thick and I collected some and pulled it out. It was dark brown and was smelling. I found it erotic. I showed it her face. She said... "chheee" and turned her face. I tasted a bit of her shit. It was not tasty to be honest but the fact that it was her end-product made it delicious. I repeated the process twice and then she let out another fart. It was rather loud, long & musical like Mozart on a Stradivari ! Then she managed to push out two logs of her nasty, shit. She let out an audible gasp. The I heard a hissing sound. I looked to see a stream of her piss pooling around us. I looked beneith her ass and saw the beautiful stream of piss shooting out to meet the world. I held my hand in it and collected a handful and tasted it. It was really warm and I found it great fun drinking it.. it triggered my thirst but the tap had been closed by then. I stood up and asked her how she felt. She was still keeping her eyes shut. She was smiling too. I could read the relief on her face. She gave me a nice fellation in that pose. Then we had a beutiful sex together....

Now we used to call occasionally. She married six years ago and now she is blessed with two kids.. I too got married. Last year we met each other along with our spouses. She was wearing a salwar then. I don't whether her husband knows the above experience. She has now become more attractive and sexy, with bigger boobs and butt... may be she is having good bowels now and getting good fucks!


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Celebrities I'd like to sniff the farts of:

Cat Bell, Jessica Alba, Maria Bartiromo, Rachael Ray, P!nk, Gwen Stefani, Channone (Pornstar) Morgan Webb, Alyssa Milano, Pink, Angelina Jolie, Gwen Stefani, Kelly Clarkson, Halle Berry, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Teri Hatcher, Morgan Webb, Natalie Portman, Kari Byron, Gisele Bündchen, and many many more.

hhehehe, farts of celebrities also smell bad dude.
Have a look here for some good fart humour: Fart Sounds

i think girls farting are the most beautiful thing in the world..it is dirty but still brings out the equality of sexes.

Crazy shit!

A nice smelly fart blown by a lovely young woman is the MOST beautiful & sexy smell in the world. The thought of a hot "face fart", ie to place your face up against a girl's fart-hole, & then for her to let off, nice smelly ones--- the thrill of "arse stink", specially ina small room, so the stink just lingers!
I LOVE posts from othe fart sniffers--- beleive me, this interest is not as way out as you may think!

An old Icelandic saying, & SO true, "A fart is only as attractive as the person doing it". Hence an anonymous fart, or one done by an ugly old hag, no way, but to sniff a hot fart let off by a GORGEOUS 22 year old brunette--- WOW! AWESOME!And of course, a lovely young woman's arse is possibly the MOST beautiful part of her anatomy, & the arse hole is its centerpiece, so how can any smell from it be considered vulgar? And don't forget, most people accept, tolerate, even ENJOY the smell of their own farts, so why not someone elses farts, PROVIDED that person was someone you found sexually attractive! Wanting to smell another person's farts is the GREATEST compliment you could pay that person, & "smell" is one of the 5 senses, ALL of which have sexual connotations!
I was turned on by women's fart-pongs as a boy. From a middle class home, we had this lovely young resident nanny-- & she I recall would fart quite shamelessly, & SO SO often. ALL my childhood wanks were "based" on her, & naturally I connected her exuality with her hot arse stinks! To me, her farts were sexually arousing, & I would get lovely hard-ons sniffing them. The sweet smell of arse-stinks--- to be "face farted" on, delicious!
Would LOVE to be in a small room, FULL of farting beauties--- blondes, brunettse, redheads, Indian girls--- you name it--- them ALL turning their backs to me, all naked & in high heels doing their farts! To have a blonde girl farting on your face--- the farting blonde tart--- BEAUTIFUL smell, watching the blonde girl do her farts!
I was in touch with another fart sniffer, who could tell a girl's hair color based on her farts--- he would do blind folded "fart sniffing sessions", & claimed he had a 75% success rate!
Come on all you pong sniffers, let's have your honest opinions on this WONDERFUL thrill. Did you know that Louise XIV, Mozart, Alexander the Great, Henry VIII, to name but a few, were dedicated fart sniffers?

SO glad to know that fart sniffing is fairly popular-- for a while I thought I was some sort of a freak for enjoying the sweet smell of fart-pong! Sniffing a lovely wet fart done by a "farting beauty", nothing like it.
Yes, I am bi, & am turned on by big handsome blond men too--- & my ULTIMATE fantasy would be to be in a small room with a blond stud, a lovely brunette there too, naked but for her high heels, & for me to be knelt before the blond stud, sucking his hot cock, & for the farting beauty to turn her back to me, aim her shitter STRAIGHT at my cock sucking mouth, & blow some REALLY REALLY steamy, sizzling farts on me--in my face--- lovely fruity farts, smelly & wet, whilst I suck the blond man off--- the taste of blond cock, the smell of brunette fart, nothing like it! At other times, the stud & her would be french kissing whilst stood up, dancing close, & with his HUGE cock protruding from under her steaming fart-hole. I would be knelt behind her, his lusty cock-knob visible, which I would suck off, & with her arse hole JUST above his monster--- she would fart in my face, give me WONDERFUL "face farts" whilst I suck lovely blond cock! Some time, they would be in bed together, under the covers, with me giving the blond stud a gobble, & with the farter there too, letting off a series of hot, pungent farts--- the awesome "arse stink" under the covers---SO smelly the hot pong in the confined space! Who would like that? Come on, be honest!
Which girls would I find attractive? Upon seeing a girl, I would ask myself, "Would I like to smell her farts?" If the answer was yes, then YES, she is attractive! This is the acid test!
Also, do readers consider being face farted on to be a humiliating act for the fart-sniffer? I'm not sure to be honest--- all I know is I LOVE fart-sniffing!
Let's have some responses to my posts!
Is there any organisation for fart sniffers? Something like "The National Association of Fart Sniffers" (NAFS)? Well there should be, & I would stand as President!