4. HEATHER PICCININI - "New Attitude"

Little Miss Kim C. Wannabe is back. She has dyed her hair dark and picked a new song to celebrate the big change. She walks on stage and it looks like she was playing in traffic. The jumbotron showed cars zooming past Heather as if she were some kind of hitchhiker. OOOOH LOOOKIE - I think I saw Scooter Girl whiz right by.

OOOH OOOH OOOH OOOH OOOOOOOOOH! She's got a new attitude!!!!! To bad she did not pick a newer song. This one did not work for Miss Tamyra two years ago, there is no way it is going to work for some white girl with a black doll for a last name. This song was just plain bad. She sounded like Kid's Incorporated's singing sensation, Martika, when she sang "I Love You More Than You Know It." In other words, this song was made for 1989.

Randy said you were a lounge singer. Paula said it was cheesy. Simon said you have ugly facial expressions. I say drop the "attitude" and bring us a real number. You just might shock us, Miss Piccinini.

3. GEORGE HUFF - "Always and Forever"

My name is Humpty, pronounced with an "umpty." Is it just me or did this dude look like the lead singer of Digital Underground?????? Either that, or Groucho Marx had a three-way gone awry with Sammy Davis, Jr. and some old homeless lady. Whatever the case may be, this dude needs an eyebrow waxing. Oh how I would like to Pluck thee.

Part Rapper, part cigar tapper, and part jaw yapper, Georgie jumps onstage and delivered a so-so performance. He started out pretty decent but it got worse as the song droned on. Aside from apparent phlegm problems, ole' George looks like he might soon be fighting osteoporosis and Alzheimer's disease. I doubt he could make it through to the end of the show.

Randy said you were the best male singer. I say that is scary! Paula can only notice the light around you. Maybe Paula is entranced by the mediocrity tonight - like a deer in headlights. Simon said you were the back line of the Temptations. Well, Humpty, let's hope all the voters out there can help put you back together again because like everyone else tonight, you had a great fall.

2. SUZY VULACA - "Unbreak My Heart"