Taking the Pledge
Written by mike larkin
Published February 25, 2004
Published February 25, 2004
As a heterosexual, I'm doing my part to stop gay marriage: I pledge never, ever to marry a gay person, male or female.
Won't you join me? Together, we can banish this menace--without resorting to a constitutional amendment.
So, if you're a devotee of the heterosexual lifestyle (whether you practice or not, so all you lonelyhearts are welcome, too), simply sign up now.
Thank you for your support.
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- Published: February 25, 2004
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- Writer: mike larkin
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