Bush unleashes Writers of Mass Destruction
Published February 24, 2004
Asked about the death later, President Bush called all writers "a dime a dozen" and said he had "no respect for a person who would do something like that in a public park where there are kids around," before launching into a robust defense of his destruction of public education.
The NYT reported that Bush's attempt to take the high road was undercut by his education secretary Rod Paige (who was named after a porn site). "In remarks to the nation's governors at the White House earlier in the day, Mr. Paige called the National Education Association, a longtime ally of the Democrats, a 'terrorist organization' for resisting provisions of the education bill Mr. Bush signed into law in 2002."
When Bush introduced his deck of cards that features the 52 worst schools in America, the audience was on its feet, chanting: KILL THE PIGGY DRINK IT'S BLOOD — a theme we are likely to hear repeated many times before the second Tuesday in November.
The speech was a rousing success according to his mother, father and brother Jeb, as well as a glowing Arnold Scwartzenegger, in town to push for an amendment that will allow foreigners to be president. Bush did not shake his hand for fear of being crushed.
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Barer of the same bones
Though it may seem with the naked eye that Senator John Kerry and President George W. Bush couldn't be more opposite. Senator Kerry an upstanding military war hero that served his country valiantly in Vietnam. President Bush, son of George Herbert Walker Bush, Served his country in the Texas Air National Guard never seeing combat. Senator Kerry seemed to have worked and clawed his way to the top of the political arena on hard work and integrity. George W. seemed to have ascended to his current position based on pedigree rather than college degree. Putting all things in the open and these two candidates would seem to be the perfect opposites to make for a really interesting political race of good vs. bad (I'll let you choose which is which). But after a closer look it seems that these political adversaries may me closer in common than meets the eye. What I am saying is that George W. and Senator Kerry both went and graduated from Yale University. Both just happen to be members of an exclusive super elite fraternity called the Order of the Skull and Bones. So answer me this. If you have two people from the opposite ends of the spectrum pledging allegiance to the same Order truly when its all said and done how different are the views really going to be. Will we the people honestly get a president that is making policy based on the greater good of the citizens or a president that is making policy based on a sworn oath of brotherhood? Now how come these facts were not disclosed as public knowledge? These are the facts that we the people should be entitled to. Facts like these may have prevented us from allowing George W. to bring along such a cunning and crooked running mate like Chaney in the 2000 election.
http://www.wealth4freedom.com/truth/3/skullroster.htm
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re. Skull & Bones membership:
George W. Bush has the advantage there; he joined for the keg parties---and like school, rarely paid attention during the 'lectures'. He had no idea what he was 'swearing to'.
What bothers me is that one can't join Skull & Bones without first having oral sex with every senior member.
Bush: "...but I didn't inhale!"
skull and bones: we all have them
Pete, interesting thoughts, thanks. By nature I'm suspicious of all club joiners, but the S&B are scarier than the Masons, mainly because we know mor about the Masons. I think we should be wary of Kerry because of this. And Shark, I did not know about this requirement to "bone the skull" so to speak, but it makes sense. Why else would they keep it secret?
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http://www.survivalistskills.com/SECEST.HTM"
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