American Idol Review: Fantasia Gives Us Something To Talk About

Written by The Raging Critic
Published February 12, 2004
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While the family and friends are in the Coke red room with Whitney Houston and Robert Downey Junior, Marque tells us that his mom was crying last night. Has the air in Hollywood gone dry or what folks???? This is a show NOT A SERMON! Seacrest asks Katie how she handled taking the heat for the song selection last night. Apparently, Seacrest still has a little glitter in his eyes. How else could he miss the two utters prodding out of her dress????? THAT'S HOW SHE DEALT WITH THE HEAT RYAN - SHE DITCHED THE BRA FOR A LITTLE COOL DOWN! Fantasia looked a little jealous because she too wanted to let it all hang out on this momentous evening. Apparently though, we are on a 10 minute delay now folks! Seacrest tells us that Fantasia wants to marry Simon. Well Fantasia, girl - you better run to Massachusetts as quick as you can before the commies make your solemn vows illegal.

Snap, Krackle, and Pop now tell us their choices. They all have agreed that Diana and Fantasia will get the nod. Simon actually thinks Fantasia is going to win it all. Well, no offense, but if that is the case, then I want my money back. I did not subscribe to cable for that lackluster climax. The WB is bad enough. I like Fantasia, but American Idol???? I am just not sold - YET. There are 24 more people to see at the very least. So Seacrest turns to the bleachers and reveals the three top vote getters.............

MARQUE - You looked like chocolate thunder but the wind carrying your storm was not strong enough last night. You are going back home my friend. We see Marque get all teary-eyed, walk back to the Coke red room and drop kicked his poor ole' mother! YOWZAH!

ASHLEY - Your lasso was golden but your voice was pee green. Give my regards to Carmen Rasmussen when you head back to the hills. Ashley took it like a champ and quickly passed her number to Matthew. You go girlina!

FANTASIA - You would have earned yourself a bye all the way to the final five if you would have sang the old classic "My Ding-a-ling." But hey, you were good enough to make the top three. You are safe for now. Fantasia looked over at Simon and said, "enough with the nursey over there, how do you like my dress?" Fantasia my girl, you got it goin' on tonight!

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American Idol Review: Fantasia Gives Us Something To Talk About
Published: February 12, 2004
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#1 — February 12, 2004 @ 07:41AM — Eric Olsen

Thanks Critic who Rages, I am really glad you are doing these. We thought Fantasia really wailed, too.

#2 — February 12, 2004 @ 09:18AM — Phillip Winn [URL]

THis is hilarious stuff.

I warned my wife that if Michael moved on, I would stop watching the show. What he did to that Marc Cohn song was awful. I still can't believe he came in third.

I was rooting for Fantasia and Katie. The ying and yang of Tuesday's show. :-)

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