The spots that blew chunks:
Taco Bell "Chalupa Clubbin' " -- Okay, I'm biased because I detest Taco Hell. But why would I want to buy some food that would have me acting like those three losers who though the local Taco Bell was a rockin' night club?
Bud Light "Ambient Images" -- A rotating bottle and various text words over ambient music. It didn't even move me enough to say that I didn't like it.
Pizza Hut "The Muppets" -- And Jessica Simpson is one of them, just with more movement. I'm glad she's on minute thirteen. I also wonder how many takes she had to do.
FedEx "Alien Jenkins" -- Was probably funny at some point in time, but the alien idea didn't really go anywhere.
Dodge "Monkey On My Back" -- Other than calling to mind an old Aldo Nova tune, this didn't do much for me.
Schick "Quattro" -- Sheesh, why not five blades? Or thirty-six?
AOL "Top Speed Jumping" -- Only works if you are familiar with American Chopper, and then only vaguely amusing.
Chevy Aveo "Little Outside" -- The elephant thing was amusing, but the basketball players becoming midgets fell flat.
Levitra "Football vs. Baseball" -- Okay, so you're attempting to alienate all the diehard baseball fans? Good thinking.
Levitra "The Challenge" -- Throwing footballs through the hole in the middle of the tire? My, that's not even slightly subtle....
Pepsi "Downloads" -- I'm thinking that the RIAA hated this commercial; it muddled the waters regarding illegal downloads.
Bud Light "Rocket Sled" -- Probably was considered to be funny somewhere along the line. It didn't come out that way.
Pepsi "Sandwiches" -- I think I'll switch to Coke.
AOL "Amped Wheelchair" -- If the first AOL ad was bad, this was much worse.
NFL Network "Tomorrow" -- Please tell me that no one will be singing on this channel. If so, I'll never watch even once. Not even on a bet.
Microsoft "School Girl" -- This entire ad series has been pretty insipid.
Sierra Mist "Good Dog" -- This ad was trying to recapture some of the magic from the previous good dog ads, but it just never clicked.
Bud Light "Monkey Frank" -- A lecherous monkey. Hilarious. To other lechers.
Honda Pilot "Raised By Wolves" -- Buy this car if you're feral? Another great marketing ploy.
Cadillac "Silence" -- Do many drivers of Caddies actually desire to go over the speed of sound? I don't think so.