"The Internet - with its discussion boards, blogs, and self-published articles - is a treasure trove of bad spelling."

Written by bookofjoe
Published January 29, 2004

Diana Jean Schemo, in yesterday's front page New York Times story. More:

    "Before the Internet came along, poor spelling by the public was by and large not exposed," said Paige P. Kimble, the director of the National Spelling Bee. Now though, "we are becoming acutely aware of what a challenge spelling is to us."

    Sandra Wilde, author of the 1992 book, "You Kan Red This!: Spelling and Punctuation for Whole Language Classrooms K-6," said language served a variety of purposes, so that in some settings it might make sense to skip punctuation or to speak in slang. She likens instant messaging, for example, to notes passed at the back of the classroom when the teacher's back is turned: there is no premium on proper spelling.

    "On something like eBay though," she said, "it matters."

That's an understatement. Schemo's article focused on eBay and its online auctions, where a small group of clever people have come to exploit the propensity for misspelling, much to their financial advantage.

They simply put in misspellings of common words, and buy up the unbid-for items at fire-sale prices, then relist them with the correct spellings and reap piles of cash.

From the Times article, here are just some of the items you'll find this very minute on eBay (go ahead and look, I did and it's true):

    chandaleer earings, labtop computers, camras, comferters, saphires, gers, Compact computers, mother of perl, cuttlery, bedroom suits, loads of antiks, telefones, bycicles, dimonds.

Jim Griffith, whose official title at eBay is dean of eBay education, teaches 40 or 50 seminars a year around the country. Although the auction house flags common misspellings online, Mr. Griffith said, the most common question he gets is, "When will eBay get a spell checker?" His answer? "You go to a store called a bookstore, and you buy something called a dictionary."

bookofjoe prefers to simply click on the dictionary.com bookmark at the top of my Safari screen: instant spell check. I do this at least 10 times a day. If you're spending any time writing online, you should too.

Built-in spell check programs are useless, in my opinion: I can't believe how many people who have and use them produce prose peppered with piss-poor spelling (did you like that alliteration? Me too).

I believe I could make a nice income proofreading people's sites: maybe I better ask my tech guru (yeah, PW, that's you, big guy!) to get my "cash in" button up STAT.

When I see a misspelling, my heart sinks AND I get angry; my heart sinks because it means the person is either lazy or a loser; I get angry because if I'm taking the trouble to keep my prose error-free, with all the extra time it requires, why doesn't that person give a shit?

This post, and the New York Times article it's based on, should be required reading for all current and future Blogcritics writers.

Full disclosure: this posting went through eight revisions, with 11 misspellings corrected at one time or another.

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"The Internet - with its discussion boards, blogs, and self-published articles - is a treasure trove of bad spelling."
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#1 — January 29, 2004 @ 14:35PM — duane

glad to see that someone else is equaly adament about pour spellers its always been a pet peave of mine just like people who don't signal when there making a right turn and I think there are a lot of people who think that those who complain about speling airs are anul retentave or something.just my two sense

#2 — January 29, 2004 @ 14:51PM — Eric Olsen

wurd

#3 — January 29, 2004 @ 15:10PM — jadester [URL]

I coudl do proof readign easy, and i'd be resl good at i!
excetp when i'n im a rush...

#4 — January 29, 2004 @ 15:20PM — Casper [URL]

Actually, my pet peeve on the web are the folks who use "script kiddee hacker-esee" -- things like "ROTFOL! U R so kewl" or "U R 0wn3d!!" For god's sake, if you're in so big a hurry that you can't be bothered to write out "you" (three keystrokes) instead of "U" (two keystrokes, once you count holding down the shift key), you're probably in way to big a hurry for me.

And, just for the record, I had to correct 10 words just for this post. That's what, something like 10%?

#5 — January 29, 2004 @ 19:37PM — Mac Diva [URL]

Eric has been bullied into apologizing to Blogcritics for saying many of them are embarrassingly bad spellers. Apparently, the culprits, many of them mouthy Right Wingers, piled on him and he caved. Instead of saying less, he needs to say more. Many bloggers' grammar is as bad as their spelling. And, most important of all, too many of them don't have a thing in the world to say. Their entries remind me of overheard cell phone conversations. One wonders why someone is spending around $50 a month to engage in chatter that would shame the characters in Dumb and Dumber.

#6 — January 29, 2004 @ 21:28PM — Eric Olsen

MD, in this case it was the opposite. No one complained or asked me to apologize - I heard from many people who were concerned that their work was causing problems, some who haven't been contributing for fear of being substandard, and I felt that I had conveyed the wrong message. And it has nothing to do with wings - left or right.

I absolutely want people to check their spelling, edit their work, do their best, try to improve, but I don't want them to be afraid to contribute or to feel threatened.

I want us all to do our best and improve, not to fear retribution for something less than perfection.

I am not perfect - how could I expect anyone else to be?

#7 — January 29, 2004 @ 22:29PM — Chris [URL]

Ahhh . . . winning friends and influencing people one mouth breathing comment at a time:

Lloyd Christmas: So where are you headin'?
Mary Swanson: Aspen.
Lloyd Christmas: Hmmm, California! Beautiful!

#8 — January 29, 2004 @ 22:55PM — Mac Diva [URL]

I know these people too well to believe that, Eric. All you have to do is make an allusion to quality and T.David will round up his minions and start carping. Currently, he is promoting the semiliterate, foul-mouthed and puerile RJ Elliott as a role model for what a Blogcritic should be. No wonder the bright Blogcritics tend to leave. Others who are still on the blogroll have said they rarely post or comment because they are disgusted by the lack of standards.

Chris, why do you continue to waste your time trying to write? You have been blogging longer than I have and I have never seen a single post by you that was worth reading. Just one example of boundless stupidity behind another. And, now, I hear you've lost your day job, too. They must have finally caught on. Pathetic.

#9 — January 29, 2004 @ 23:16PM — Joe [URL]

Hey MD, cut him some slack, we can't all be influential. Case in point, I noticed you linked me a while back on Technorati yet there was actually only one hit I caught from Wack-a-doodles or Mac-a-Trannies or whatever. Don't you have any juice with your readers?

#10 — January 29, 2004 @ 23:46PM — Chris [URL]

MD --

You must have me mixed up with another Chris . . . all us white guys look alike.

#11 — January 30, 2004 @ 00:06AM — Mac Diva [URL]

Careful, there. According to TDavid, the phrase 'white boy' is a racial slur. 'White guys' can't be far behind. (The thought of the millions of birth certificates that will need to be changed to . . . whatever . . . is mind-boggling. On the bright side, the campaign to convince people of this awful problem will keep him very busy.)

Joe (I'm assuming the one with the smallness problem) that would turn on what the link was about. Some generate 'juice,' others don't. For example, today's Apple column will be greeted by most readers with yawns, because most of them are Wintel users. If I remember correctly, you were described as a bad blogger in your link, so count your blessings.

Eric, when the NYT starts noticing how bad spelling is on blogs, it is time to take the problem seriously. The number of people who read the aricle Joe cited dwarfs overall blog readership more times than I can bear to think about. And, a disproportionate share of those readers are agenda setters, people who determine societal standards. This is an embarrassment to blogs.

In regard to the great name debacle, must we have so many guys named Chris, Joe, Mark, and, yes, Eric, in the blogosphere? Couldn't y'all use something less common?

#12 — January 30, 2004 @ 00:18AM — Joe [URL]

The names for Scottish drag queens were all taken. Sorry.

#13 — January 30, 2004 @ 00:24AM — BB [URL]

I'm with MD. All this pour gramarr and mithspelling is a write-wingeydingy conspirousey!

#14 — January 30, 2004 @ 01:09AM — TDavid [URL]

Er, actually, it was the phrase (said with extreme sarcasm) 'Right Wing white boy', Mac Diva. If you are going to invite me into a conversation, you should be sure to at least quote me properly ;)

If you don't think that what you said and how you said that was racist, Mac Diva, then riddle me this: why the need to make the distinction at all: 'white boy'?

That sentence would have been absolutely fine (though still probably flawed) without the use of that label, but somehow you found it ok to add that label. What if someone else had made the same statement who was white and he/she inserted 'black boy' in there ... now would that be racist?

Of course it would! You'd call for the poster's head. You'd write a dozen seething blog entries about it, trackbacking it as evidence that the Blogcritics site supports racists. You'd toot this horn for days and weeks to come. And you know what? For one time, actually, you'd be right.

Problem is that somehow these same set of standards aren't applicable to yourself and what you say about people who are white. It's time you look in the mirror.

I'm sorry that you are upset about what happened in the slavery times but every person who disagrees with you on the web wasn't there.

And I'm still waiting on you to produce one single hyperlink, a single specific quote from me where I ever 'defended' Sam Vaknin. Another unfounded accusation with absolutely no bearing in reality.

Thanks for the love! :)

#15 — January 30, 2004 @ 01:26AM — TDavid [URL]

Oh, and for those who are interested the entire quote from Mac Racist is available here.

Now that is how to link to a source quote, Mac Racist. Maybe you can do the same for me with this 'I'm defending Sam Vaknin' garbage you keep trying to ramble on about, again without any basis in reality whatsoever.

And while you are at it, Mac Racist, maybe you can at last provide answers to your hypocrisy that is detailed in this thread: comment #32

Oh man the truth and facts hurt for some people ...

#16 — January 30, 2004 @ 01:32AM — TDavid [URL]

As for this whole spelling errors thing? Come on.

The blogosphere isn't the New York Times!

I'm thinking that the New York Times must be getting pretty worried about their circulation numbers -- or having serious content problems -- if they are drawing upon such informal communication as messageboard posts, instant messages and blogs as the technical equivalent of professional writing.

Slow day in the newsroom, indeed.

#17 — April 26, 2004 @ 03:06AM — HomeWerkk

Ugh.

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