Blogcritics: Comments on "The pirates will remain untouchable underground"

Comment by Dwaine AKA Scooter AKA D.J.

Fri, 30 Jan 2004 15:00:41 EST

Comment 12 was just a reference. I ain't gay. But anyway, if Johnny Depp is so appealing to women. What would his sister (if he has one) look like? Hmmm......

Comment by Eric Olsen

Fri, 30 Jan 2004 14:48:14 EST

well done

Comment by Dwaine AKA Scooter AKA D.J.

Fri, 30 Jan 2004 14:37:48 EST

Oh well, here it goes: OH MY GOD!!!! JOHNNY DEPP IS SO HOT!!!!! (*scream*) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (*faints*) That wasn't me, it was the liquor.

Comment by Eric Olsen

Fri, 30 Jan 2004 14:33:12 EST

Dwaine, we were making reference to the ongoing Johnny Depp lovefest here, which is largely being conducted by neo-pubescent girls.

Comment by Dwaine AKA Scooter AKA D.J.

Fri, 30 Jan 2004 14:20:45 EST

I refuse to call another guy hot.

Comment by Eric Olsen

Thu, 29 Jan 2004 19:04:25 EST

You have a son like Johnny Depp? You must be old and rather proud.

Comment by duane

Thu, 29 Jan 2004 19:02:11 EST

Jacob, my good man, I think it's time to think about getting yourself a girlfriend. I think you've been indoors for much too long. Or get yourself a dog, if the girlfriend thing doesn't work out. Join a bowling league. C'mon, man, you can do it. Pull yourself up. And stop slouching.

Comment by Jonathan

Thu, 29 Jan 2004 17:36:31 EST

He really is hot. So is Ed Norton. And Dave Navarro.. and.. Uh.. i've said too much.

Comment by Joe

Thu, 29 Jan 2004 14:46:29 EST

Dwaine, there's two kinds of men in the world, those that can face reality and admit they think Depp is hot, and those that lie about it and don't. Set yourself free.

Comment by Dwaine AKA Scooter AKA D.J.

Thu, 29 Jan 2004 14:12:09 EST

Shit!!! Now there are guys who say these gay things about men! You should be ashamed of yourself!

Comment by Eric Olsen

Thu, 29 Jan 2004 13:14:18 EST

"soooo hot and FIT"

Comment by Joe

Thu, 29 Jan 2004 13:06:56 EST

OMG, Johnny Depp is soooo hot, they'll never catch him!!!

Comment by Eric Olsen

Thu, 29 Jan 2004 12:51:20 EST

maybe they aren't willing to pay for that level of smartness, either.

Comment by Mark Saleski

Thu, 29 Jan 2004 12:34:07 EST

i don't know why this continues to amaze me...but it's a technology war that the riaa cannot win. don't they have anybody smart enought to tell 'em that?