Howard Dean, Pinball Wizard

Written by Michele Catalano
Published January 20, 2004
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Dean's very public meltdown last night will be the subject of jokes, cartoons and a million articles and blog posts today. But don't be fooled by that Linda Blair imitation he did last night. If Dean does not get the Democratic nomination, it will be because of a combination of things; the pandering to the far left, the arrogant visit to the MLK ceremony yesterday, the "we're not any safer" mantra and, in a way, the cult status he has garnered. He is a victim of his own hype right now; the fandom that his followers have created has become a smoke and mirror act and in an odd twist, Dean himself has fallen for the trick.

The whole People Powered Howard thing reminds me very much of the movie Tommy. You remember that song at the end?

Right behind you I see the millions.
On you I see the glory.
From you I get opinions.
From you I get the story.
Listening to you I get the music.
Gazing at you I get the heat.
Following you I climb the mountain.
I get excitement at your feet!

That's replaced the "Angry Young Man" lyrics in my head. Dean's followers have created the fan frenzy and Dean is having a little problem living up that god-like image they've given him. I wonder how many of them cringed when Dean did his voice-changing, red-faced, wild-eyed, evangelical minister impression last night? All he needed was a folding chair and a wrestling wring and he'd be Hulk Hogan, putting on a show for the kids.

So how much of Dean is carnival barker and how much is the real deal? Will his followers climb that mountain with him or will they stay a few feet away and watch him warily? Will he tone down his act and stop shooting daggers out of his eyes? Will the People Powered Howard tour bus drive him to success or forget to put on the brakes and crash and burn at the bottom of the mountain?

All these questions and more may or may not be answered in New Hampshire, the next installment of the continuing saga of On the Road With Howard Dean. Brought to you by the makers of Zoloft(c) - for a kinder, gentler you.

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Michele is from Long Island and writes about two of her favorite things - punk rock and fast cars -along with her better half at Faster Than the World.
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#1 — January 20, 2004 @ 10:33AM — kuros [URL]

I just have an uncomfortable feeling about Dean maybe because whenever i see him on tv he looks like he is uncomfortable

#2 — January 20, 2004 @ 11:16AM — Kurt Nordstrom

I told y'all he was a nutjob. What more can I say?

#3 — January 20, 2004 @ 15:38PM — Tom [URL]

Loony Loony Loony Dean

#4 — January 24, 2004 @ 09:14AM — bevatron-nc

I am a psychiatrist, and I can assure you I would not want Howard Dean as my doctor, much less my president.

#5 — January 24, 2004 @ 23:28PM — Natalie Davis [URL]

I would want him as my doctor. Even better, I would want his spouse.

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