Zero Intelligence

Written by David Mazzotta
Published January 11, 2004
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I'm pretty sure this woman is a big admirer of Dean Wormer.

If this woman has so little understanding and perspective that she cannot see how harmless and clever the student was being, I seriously doubt anything resembling computer education is actually going on at that school. The fact of the matter is that as long as she is in charge the taxpayers will probably get more for their money if the kids do just experiment at will.

Looking deeper, we get a fair understanding of why. This is Beverly Sweeney's web site. If she is instructing unsuspecting high-schoolers in making sites such as that, she should be hung. And I think we an all agree that her taste in music brings her mental health into question.

Note her educational background: "BA in Sociology, a BA in Anthropology and an MA in Sociology." She also has a teaching certificate and claims she has "certification" in some computer fields like "digital graphics" and "multimedia." I have no idea what it means to be certified in "multimedia," but it appears her only expertise with actual computers involves learning some Microsoft applications like Power Point and Front Page. No wonder she was so threatened by a student who knew all sorts of "hacker" tricks, like using the command line. Lucky she didn't call Homeland Security.

Judging from the little animation on her site, Sweeney has some hostility issues. She obviously works them out by bludgeoning her students with her ignorance.

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David Mazzotta is author of the comic novels Apple Pie and Business as Usual.
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#1 — January 11, 2004 @ 23:01PM — Jonathan

5 years ago or so, when I first got into high school. (Im lone gone now) I was in my computer class and me and a friend changed the "Windows is now shutting down" and the start up screens using paint, we changed the "Windows is now shutting down" to "Windows is not shutting down" and then just put alot of bad words on the intro screen. We did it every computer in the class gradually, and then screwed around with more stuff.
Anyways I got caught because someone told on me and I had to show the computer teacher how I did it so he could make sure it never happened again or something. I had detention for 6 months.

#2 — January 11, 2004 @ 23:24PM — Dave [URL]

I did some "hacking" (as they'd probably term it) and found:

MORON and MORON 2.
I hope I don't get suspended.

#3 — January 11, 2004 @ 23:30PM — Dave [URL]

I wonder what the "antiquated command-line program" was? Probably NET SEND.

That music from Beverly Sweeney's site was the background music for the once-popular "Hamster Dance".

#4 — January 12, 2004 @ 00:36AM — Craig Lyndall [URL]

I am sure cavemen hated fire at first too. If Mrs. Sweeney had discovered fire, I am sure she would have stamped it out and not told anyone what she did.

#5 — January 12, 2004 @ 09:05AM — Eric Olsen

I would diagnose her picture as caused by a perpetually clenched rectum.

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