Well the old Terror Alert dropped back to Yellow today... which means that Pete Rose can go back to lying about gambling on baseball.

Have I told you how much I detest Pete Rose? There is no way in hell this guy should be put in the Hall of Fame, let alone anywhere near a ballpark. He is a disgrace. He lied for FOURTEEN years about betting on baseball. FOURTEEN YEARS.... and now finally he admits to it.... after FOURTEEN YEARS! (Did I mention the 14 year part, yet?) Pete, we weren't asking you to provide the proof of WMDs. We all knew you bet from the onset. Now you are nothing more than a big, fat, old annoying liar.

Liars can't be in any Hall of Fame to me. What am I gonna tell my daughter when she screws up? No, it's okay that you burned the house down. Just don't tell me about it for 14 years and I will buy you your own house?

Plus this Charlie Hustle weasel has been doing his off-the-field brand of hustling ever since being booted from the old ballyard. He shows up every year at Cooperstown to sign autographs like some disowned homeless person crying "Oh poor pitiful me." Then he has his crap piece of book come out on the day Hall of Fame inductees are announced. Class act!

No matter how great a player you were Petey, you lied. You lied about the one thing that almost killed baseball in 1919. Dumb ass. Now stop the lying gig and stop asking us to love you.

And on another note, you need to come clean and admit you used the Flowbee to cut your hair. Oh, yes you did. You craved to look like Moe Howard forever. You knew that 8 Billion Chinese can't be wrong!

*this witty banter appeared today on brianlewandowski.com. Be sure to check out Bri's new book "Slop and Swill from a Festering Mind."