Ann Coulter is The Devil- OK, fine. But partly that means she has a devilish wit. From her current column:

Having already complained to DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe about other Democrats attacking him, Dean recently said: "I'm feeling a little more Job-like recently." That's comforting. A few snippy remarks from the likes of Dick Gephardt and Dean thinks it's the wrath of the God of Abraham. Yeah, that's definitely the guy we want leading the nation in perilous times.

Now, come on- even all y'all pinkos have to admit that this is quite witty. Also, admit that this is a fair criticism of Dean, even if you like the man. After all, in the Christian terminology he now believes in, all have fallen short of the glory of God.

Oh yes, she may be a pain in the ass, but she knows how to stick it up in Howard Dean and break it off.

Which I suppose gets to my dis-ease with Coulter. Obviously she's one of the hottest chicks around, but I'm afraid that if I ever got with her that SHE would end up pitching. I fear that it would be some kind of a Crying Game deal, where the hot chick turns out to be swinging a big ol' wanger or something. I shudder to even consider the "or something."

D'oh!

Speaking of the devil...

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