Mmmm! I'm just MAD for American beef!

Written by John Owen
Published January 06, 2004

I love the news-- so much of it, and sooo tasty. Kind of like beef, except news rots your brain faster.

Did I say tasty? I meant, "contradictory." Oops!

Eric Schlosser ("Fast Food Nation") has an op-ed piece in the New York Times last weekend about Ann Veneman, spokeswoman for the Secretary of Agriculture. Prior to this gig, Veneman was PR director for the beef lobby. Her message to America, about the threat of Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy? "Remain calm, all is well!"

Meanwhile, the USDA is sending 450 calves to slaughter because the have no way of tracking which one is the offspring of the cow diagnosed with BSE. Also, a batch of beef bones sold mostly in San Jose California is currently being recalled. "Mmmmm, mom! This sancocho is really good! What's the secret ingredient?" "It's prions, mi hijo!"

According to Ms. Veneman, does the USDA need a better tracking system for cow lineages, and tighter observation of existing nerve-matter feed restrictions? Of course not, silly! All is well!

also posted to The Ministry of Minor Perfidy.

John Owen was born in the rust flats of Northeastern Ohio, where he was kidnapped and raised by a small tribe of Oldsmobiles. Currently residing on the rockbound coast north of Boston, he is the editor of the academic journal, Review of Arcane Minutiea and its companion lifestyle glossy, The International Obscurantist. His ill-considered front porch maunderings may be found at The Ministry of Minor Perfidy.
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#1 — January 6, 2004 @ 11:26AM — TDavid [URL]

I'm in the mood for steak and eggs this morning.

#2 — January 6, 2004 @ 11:48AM — Johno [URL]

Me too, as long as I know where the cow is from.

I do wish the USDA paid more attention to how animals are raised in this country-- factory-farmed stock are no good for anyone, and taste bland besides. Here in Massachusetts, I can buy my chickens from a place called, no shit, "Live Chickens Fresh Killed," and I usually do because they are farm-raised.

For me, at least, the somewhat unreasonable fear that you will get Mad Cow is bound up with a host of other problems in the meat-supply chain that this scare is an opportunity to address & hopefully fix.

But with a former beef lobbyist writing the USDA script, the chances of that seem as thin as carpaccio.

#3 — January 6, 2004 @ 16:22PM — Mac Diva [URL]

Johno, the number of cattle to be eliminated is still rising. Now, three dairy farms have been identified and will have cattle killed, but the names of two of them are being kept mum, thanks to Venemanish thinking. Most of this is happening in Oregon and Washington, so I've been following the story closely.

#4 — January 6, 2004 @ 16:45PM — Johno [URL]

MD, thanks for the information.

Please note that I called fear of getting Mad Cow and "irrational" fear, yet I am actively planning on not eating beef for the next long while unless I've seen the animal die myself, or can find out who killed it with a single phone call.

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