man fed up with mediocre facial expressions
Published December 06, 2003
Jerry Grusch decided that expressing himself normally was a thing of the past.
"You know , every aspect of our western society today seems to be constantly improving or changing for the better; be it technology , science , medicine, or what have you - everything is being changed or improved."
Thats why Jerry has decided to improve one thing that hasnt been touched in thousands of years - the human smile.
"I thought , what the hell , you know? When you buy my new book : Reformat your face , and install my new operating system of expression on your central processing brain , you too can learn to improve and defragment your expressive self."
- man fed up with mediocre facial expressions
- Published: December 06, 2003
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- Writer: Crushkill
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CJ, Crushkill is our own internal Onion - this is one is hilarious.
It looks like he is in pain from having taken a big sausage up his wazoo.
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I have never heard of anything like this in my life. It sounds like something from The Onion.