Fat Pizza - They're big, and they're cheesey

Written by Jon Downs
Published December 01, 2003

Ahahahahahahahah!

Definitive proof that Aussies are more than capable of doing damn fine comedy. I've seen the film, and afterwards discovered that it's also a Tv series over there. They really should think about "exporting" it, because whilst many of the jokes (and the stereotypes that are poked fun at) are specific to Australia, they are recognisable and indeed still funny and relevant elsewhere.

I'm English, have lived in England all my life, but i can identify with almost all of the stereotypes that pop up in this film (and the jokes linked with them). Undoubtedly, Fat Pizza (they're big, and they're cheesey) won't appeal to everyone - there's an abundance of jokes about drugs, toilet humour and sex-crazed blokes in their early twenties.

But to someone like me, a (not quite sex-crazed) 20-year-old bloke, and typical in a number of ways, this film is genius. It manages to rise above the likes of American pie (except possibly the first of those films) by having more relevant gags mixed in with some pythonesque random strangeness.

The topics that are made fun of are, in my opinion, more general than the more relevant-to-the-US-only jokes of the likes of American Pie (no badness on the Pie series for that, after all it was made in the US. My point is just that the Aussies in Fat Pizza have made a wider-appealing comedy)

The storyline is a good mixture of inspired-by-the-real-world and complete nonsense. We have the guys working for Fat Pizza, one of whom was mistaken for an illegal immigrant before, but managed to escape the detention camp by getting everyone to riot, then fooled the escapees to split into two directions, while he went a third.

Fat Pizza itself is ran by a disgusting, violent bloke, who is so sex-starved that he's ordered a mail order bride, but he's so stingy that she's arriving on a tiny boat full of illegal immigrants (oh yeah, and he lives with his mother because he IS Italian). One of the pizza delivery bloke's mates shags lots of women, whilst he hides and tapes the whole thing, and the videos are put on the 'net.

Then there's the random fights with midgets and Ronald McDonald wannabees, the trip to the grunge pub (and then casualty for one unlucky bloke), the comeuppance of the bloke who makes friends with fat chicks in order to shag their fit friends, and lots more laugh-worthy stuff.

And you know the worst thing? I only heard of this by chance, because my housemate saw it. It's a real crime it seems to have gone more or less unknown outside Australia.

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#1 — December 1, 2003 @ 21:11PM — James Russell [URL]

Speaking as an Australian, I'm faintly aghast that Fat Pizza is known at all outside our borders...

#2 — December 3, 2003 @ 07:02AM — Doc

Gee as an American moving to OZ with my husband...I gotta say that Aussie comedy...in general...sucks! Rarely the dry wit of British Comedy and more the annoying blend of Benny Hill kind of stuff (Think: Auntie Jack).

There are some amazing exceptions though a la Dame Edna. But for the most part, Kath & Kim and Russel Coit make my skin crawl when I'm forced to watch them on Qantas (if you look around the plane while it's on...invariably only the aussies are laughing).

I'll give you one thing, they are far less politically correct than American shows and that makes for some guilty pleasure. :)

#3 — December 3, 2003 @ 08:09AM — Eric Olsen

Best of luck with the move - we enjoyed ou trip to Australia for the 2000 Olympics very much.

#4 — December 9, 2003 @ 06:40AM — Natch

I saw Fat Pizza last week, and I loved it. If you have a skerrick of humour in your bones, see it. (To show where I'm coming from I've recently rented Dark Angel, Chicago, Matrix2, Crackerjack and Undercover Brother.)

Pizza on TV is an absolute must see, too. Writer, star, and director Paul Fenech has an original eye and a taste for the absurd. His being attacked by cripples for using their toilet is just classic.

And get over that not-PC thing. Something's funny, it goets filmed, is Fenech's motto, and he brings it off like a one-man Marx Brothers.

John Safran and Life Support are great, too. The future of Australian comedy is is in safe hands.

#5 — January 4, 2004 @ 09:00AM — Philip

Absolutly classic movie (Im From Sydney, Aus.)


but sad news is Pizza's been canceled on TV over here, sucks big time

#6 — January 13, 2004 @ 01:26AM — QuaziModO

fat pizza isnt about australians, its about lebanese culture in australia, and the difficulties it has etc... this isnt australian comedy at all, australian comedy is more on the lines of russel coit, mcalef, full frontal etc...
this is nothing like australian comedy... its not even done by an australian

dont take this as a bad thing, mcalef was good before it moved to a commercial channel, russel coit is good too, full frontal had some classics too, but fat pizza plays on middle eastern culture in australia. its not even made by an aussie

anyway, im just pushing that it is a different production as to what many foreigners think

#7 — January 28, 2004 @ 17:16PM — oatleypark

It is a good TV series and movie. Though I dont know how much more the producer Paul Fenech can do it offending more parts of the community. I read that he is trying to introduce more white Anglo-Saxon characters.

The South West part of Sydney has...guns drugs,car stealing , assault, drive by shootings gang rapes. I think it both re-enforces and reflects the sterotypes of the bongers, the flannies, the youth. Paul Fenech (I think) comes from this background , though he now live in the genteel northern suburbs of Sydney.

He represents those cultures very well. By the way Annilise Braanenshek ? is a great comedy actor. She deserves better exposure.

#8 — January 29, 2004 @ 21:50PM — JD

ahhhh ya stooge m8 it was sik m8
i loved the killa sound

#9 — February 5, 2004 @ 03:52AM — ChaoticCake

Alright the movie was fuckin excellent right, but it has nothing to do with australian people (except maybe Davo)like it was said before its about lebanese culture IN australia not fucking australians. i live in america and i just wanted to say that its a fucking excellent movie and whoever thinks that its "aussie comedy" can go stick it where the sun dont shine for all i care. Great movie!

#10 — February 9, 2004 @ 20:05PM — habib [URL]

hay how r u boys 2 day when r u havin the show out

#11 — March 18, 2004 @ 08:35AM — Jason

That movie that youse all made was absolutely sick! make another one!
cause I love your sick shows boys!

#12 — March 26, 2004 @ 20:31PM — Bobbo

Wow m8! Fat pizza is one of the coolest comedys i have ever seen! I guess it's really not for those PC assholes who would turn the whole world in to a 24 hours a day mourning place where everybody cries all the time but for me it was excellent! Makes many jokes about stereotipes thats why i like it. And btw I work in a pizza place :) and like soft drugs! Though job here in Slovenia isn't as wild as the one in film. Definatlly 10 outta 10! cheers

#13 — April 3, 2004 @ 07:58AM — Sarah

i loved fat pizza mainly when davo comes back to the shop all high on drugs and how his eyes always change i also think paulie is funny^^

#14 — April 20, 2004 @ 02:09AM — Fully sick [URL]

Hay Chicks

#15 — April 21, 2004 @ 00:04AM — kate

fat pizza is the best in the world i love fat pizza.hello jimmy

#16 — April 23, 2004 @ 00:15AM — DACIA

hi
we love your show, what is your postal address? we wanna send u something

#17 — April 23, 2004 @ 05:09AM — jonin

Fat pizza is fully sik and has heaps of hot chicks in it!!!!!!!!!!!

#18 — April 23, 2004 @ 06:59AM — jadester [URL]

DACIA, I'm afraid I'm not one of the Fat Pizza crew, and i don't think any of these repliers are either. Sorry. However, with a little searching, i found http://www.fatpizza.com.au/ which is their official site. Hope that helps =+)

#19 — April 28, 2004 @ 00:08AM — genie

i absolutley love paulie so much!!! he is funny as and my fantasy forever! i wonder if he is taken? id do him ANY day!! i fully wish he would read this! i love him forever!!!!

#20 — May 1, 2004 @ 04:46AM — stella

i gotta say tat movie was mad, but tha thing tat was real sic was wen i met tha cast at nimbin and i got a signiture from rocky on my boob, n a hug from habib and paulie!!!!!! us rock!!!!!!!!!! FULLY SICK

#21 — May 3, 2004 @ 07:54AM — fernandez

hey bro love fat pizza ,heaps funny man ,can't get over paulie and his moves. i was just wandering if u guys ever thought about have fobs or coconuts on ur show bcoz i've alwayz wanted to be an actor in comedy but didn't know where to start and i love ur show so if guys are then here and available. n e wayz cheer bro!!!!!

#22 — May 6, 2004 @ 23:05PM — annonomus

i swear to got u le it was like, fully sick n like a totally luved iiit, but next timel ike put on more like chicks n dat coz like, specially ones that root!!!but all in all it was an awsome movie n like a am fully prepared to cee o i mean see a like next version one i swear!! yalla bye!

#23 — May 10, 2004 @ 20:33PM — bobby

fat pizza is a friggin funny film and should be seen by everyone

#24 — May 10, 2004 @ 20:36PM — bobby

hey bro fat pizza is a friggin funny film and should be seen by every1 paulie is a tank mate and smashes every1

#25 — May 11, 2004 @ 02:50AM — peaty

fat pizza is the best, so funny, the movie is even better i love it, but the bad thing is that they are now playing all the reapeats from lasy yr, ive already seen em man.
sic m8 subwoofer

#26 — May 11, 2004 @ 04:12AM — Tina [URL]

''I SWERE TO GOD HABIB''..............
The moovie Fat pizza is da fucken funniest thing on earth. The only thing that I ABOUSALUTLY HATE is the fact that u only show women having sex and the mans head boppin up and down!!! thats just affensiv. Any way it would look much more betta if u could see more men havin it.








from Tina*

#27 — May 12, 2004 @ 20:28PM — nasa abdidoula (anna)

youse guys......r liike really n fully hectic n sexc boys!!!! luv youse all to death....habibi leh u r a legend! n rocky ura sik c*nt!!! but ma fav of all is ma lil champ pauly!!! sik re!!! but im liike pissed off that use bag greeks coz were actually not liike toula or the greek clowns!! ante yeia

#28 — May 12, 2004 @ 22:20PM — john

it's shit

#29 — May 13, 2004 @ 05:44AM — alex

your show is fully sick

#30 — May 13, 2004 @ 06:03AM — johhny

i reacon fat pizza rules but u guys should kick out tula man ,how can she be habibs girlfriend she is 2 fat bro give him somethin exotic and horny.

#31 — May 14, 2004 @ 01:12AM — monira

hey pizza is da best lesh...
tula n pauly r awesum bro. pauly is da funniest guy ever.the movie was mad re.
youse rock..
oh mah god yulle!!!

#32 — May 17, 2004 @ 05:32AM — Pauly

FULLY SIC HABIB!!!! YOU LAD!!!!DIS SHO IZ FULLY SIC YOU LAD!!!!!!!!!! BUT DA BEST THING IZ ROCKY HE IS FULLY SIC!!! SO IZ BOBO!!!!!!! DIS MOVIE ROX!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT YOU LAD!!!!!
IT IZ SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DA BEST MOVIE YOU LAD!!!!!!! ITZ FULLY SIC!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWOOOGGGSSS RRRUUULLLEEE YOU LAD!!!!!!! FULLY SICENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT SOO RULES I FULLY LOVE DA MOVIE I LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ROCKY SOOOO MUCK!!!!!!!!!! C YA YOU LAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#33 — May 17, 2004 @ 05:36AM — CrAzYIdIoT

Hi Hi HI HIO Hi Hi Hi HI hI hi Hi Hi MaN iT fUllY SIc YoU LaD iT Iz SoOoOoOoO MaD i LOVe dA mOvIe It RoCkS bYe Bye ByE bYE byE byE byE byE

#34 — May 17, 2004 @ 05:38AM — CrAzYIdIoT

Hi Hi HI HIO Hi Hi Hi HI hI hi Hi Hi MaN iT fUllY SIc YoU LaD iT Iz SoOoOoOoO MaD i LOVe dA mOvIe It RoCkS bYe Bye ByE bYE byE byE byE byE

#35 — May 17, 2004 @ 05:46AM — Sheena Valina

Omigod! Swear 2 god you lad! This movie is so fully funny--you lad!!!!!!Habib is funny you lad! So is Paulie! And Tula is hilerious--you lad!!I've got a phobia of saying you lad! I'm not crazy you lad!! C ya! From Sheena Valina--......................you lad!!!

#36 — May 17, 2004 @ 05:58AM — Milla

Paulie is so cool. I mean, did anyone see that episode where he had to make wine for Glutius Maximus?? I was on the floor laughing and shiting myself because he used his own pee, added bird shit and sand and some other gross stuff and Glutius drank it and gave it a thumbs-up!!!!!!!!!!! It was one of the most funniest eps ever!!(I think it played about 3 or 4 weeks ago.)One of Fat Pizza's #1 fans, Milla!

#37 — May 17, 2004 @ 22:25PM — Shanelle [URL]

Bro, I love fat pizza but what ever happend to sleek?.....Habib is a F'en crack up and i love how the show is just a mad sterio type of all the nationalities in Australia.....Paulies mad, Its funny how the poor guy cant get a good chick with out something F'en up on him. I think the time i cracked up the most was the time Habib was coverd in penut butter tryin to get the dog to lick it off. Awww Mii Gowwd and Davo, arnt we glade they brang davo into the show?....Poor guy, something F'd up always happened to him when he's smacked up on drugs!.....What am i sayin I love all the crew in fat pizza. It's fully hecktic!

#38 — May 17, 2004 @ 22:37PM — Shanelle [URL]

This show is soo cool, i love it but when are they going to put some real hot aussie chicks on that arnt hoe's?... I would have to be Fat pizza's numba 1 fan....as soon as i herd that it would be canceld I stomed the sbs with letters begging for them to return it....and well something must have worked.....fully sic mate!

#39 — May 17, 2004 @ 22:55PM — Shanelle [URL]

I LOVE FAT PIZZA SOOOOOOOO MUCH BUT WHEN I LOOK FOR THERE WEB SITE I CAN NEVER FIND IT!......I WOULD KILL TO GET ON THIS SHOW.....WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS UGLY CHICKS?.....HOT GUYS BUT FUGLY CHICKS!........FROM NUM 1 FAN....SHANELLE

#40 — May 18, 2004 @ 02:30AM — mark bob [URL]

mate fukin sic show last night great pussy great everthing
poola is a fat hoe and habib how the fuk can u go out with her u mofo jokes fuken great movie

and go the pussy master pussy pussy pussy pussy

#41 — May 18, 2004 @ 02:34AM — jess [URL]

hay rocky love u sexy i wont u i wont u 2 lik me out my moblie is 042350123 it will be on all night

#42 — May 18, 2004 @ 08:01AM — macca

fat pizza is the best comedy on free to air tv. keep it up pauly

#43 — August 9, 2006 @ 11:29AM — serbian pimp

this movie is sick but u need 2 put some serbs in 2 da movie then it would b fully fully sick serbs no chiken pizza toni yugoslav

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