webmaster arrested for being a jerk lately
Published November 30, 2003
The webmaster of CRUSHKILL.COM ( news , websites ) has been arrested in Sarasota California for becoming more and more of an asshole through his regular web updates.
According to detectives within the anti-asshole unit , kevin has become increasingly hostile towards other people's ideals and opinions which differ from his own.
"He has to become more open minded , and maybe he should calm down a bit too" , exclaimed Detective Nick , head of the unit.
"Maybe he needs to get laid or something."
- webmaster arrested for being a jerk lately
- Published: November 30, 2003
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- Filed Under: Culture: Humor and Satire
- Writer: Crushkill
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I think this story is satire but I'm not completely sure. Don'tcha just love ambiguity?
It's amazing how much Kevin resembles Pee Wee Herman, isn't it?
What the....what happened to internet being the medium of true speach? We should try to understand that its the same as reading someones diary online.
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hey babe, maybe i will come see you in the slammer sometime.. and we can get it on!